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m.p

@bustamerv

Food Writer. Instagram Model. Activist. Liar.

Joined September 2013
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Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school. The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account
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If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.
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Medical lab tech Katie Corley coughed on two petri dishes, one while wearing a mask, and one without a mask. (From her public FB post.)
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So for my birthday do I make everyone I know party with me on club penguin or runescape?
61%Club Penguin NO CONTEST
39%Runescape you plebeian
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This is Ringo. He appreciates your urge to pet him, but respectfully asks you to keep your distance until this is all over. 12/10 I will do my best sir
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The federal government will end funding for coronavirus testing sites on Friday. While some sites will transition to being state-managed, others will close as a result. This as criticism continues that not enough testing is available. n.pr/2y35sNu
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Dad: “Just get whatever mommy usually gets and put it in your basket” Daughter:
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One good thing to come out of this quarantine is that my brand of humor does well in group chats only
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Since we don't have any sports, here's a play-by-play of me walking our 15 year-old basset hound. Hint: She's SLOW
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College seniors, take it from me: you don't need a commencement ceremony to sit outside in the blazing heat, pretending you're not hungover.
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We’ll get through this. – at Berkeley, CA
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While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
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American companies denying workers paid sick leave: McDonald's - 517K workers Walmart - 347K workers Kroger - 189K workers Subway - 80K workers Burger King - 165K workers Pizza Hut: - 156K workers Target - 51K workers Marriott - 139K workers Wendy's - 133K workers
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This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10
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Warren was not mean, nor angry. She was effective. And by the way, we are allowed to be angry about racial profiling. You’re allowed to be angry about sexual harassment. Or at big banks committing fraud against single parents. Anger at injustice is quite appropriate.
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Mean and angry Warren is not a good look
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