Claire retweeted
the ebeneezer trailer is really funny. “you think you know his story… you don’t.” yes i do. it was in the book
Claire retweeted
after sex last night, my girlfriend asked me if I came in her
I looked at her and said “Baltimore Ravens”
she smiled and sighed with relief, she knew that even though it felt good at first, I couldn’t finish
i don’t want to get up to grab my vibrator. why did i put it across the room
i never wanna get up when i need it 😭😭





