John Mulaney says Michael Jackson wasn’t the only person who grew up without a childhood, because nobody born before 1910 had one perhaps not unique John: “People always go, ‘Oh, poor Michael Jackson, he had no childhood.’ But you know who else didn’t? Anyone born before 1910.” “And they didn’t marry children with a giraffe as a witness.” Conan: “We now know why John was not asked to give the eulogy at Michael Jackson’s funeral.” John: “I had a nice version. I was perfectly willing to call an audible and switch it on the fly.”