Does anyone think about how they can ever recover when the calories of everything are imprinted forever in their mind?
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this greta garbo valentine‘s day card would have had me falling to my knees in the 30s
This app NEEDS to have a feature where you can filter out all of somebody’s retweets and only see their posts
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I have a secret account where i act really retarded and unfiltered but whenever I see my mutuals come up on that timeline i have to resist the very strong urge to tell them its me
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My dad limited me to 2 slices of a massive pizza while he continued eating the entire rest of it
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I’m genuinely so glad my little sister is cringe, free, and happy instead of being some delivish creature influenced by tiktok brainrot and A.I. slop
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When you watch old movies you notice people’s movements used to be a lot floppier. Everybody used to flop around. This is presumably because they were wearing tailored natural fibers instead of our ill fitting synthetics
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too many beautiful men are destroying their beauty by getting beefy. instead of looking like a “greek god” or whatever ur faces are sagging and ur neck is getting wider than ur head… please i beg of u stop this madness



















