Imaginează-ți să mergi la starbucks și să le zici că vrei o frappula m-aș pișa pe mine de râs

real academic pressure is when your parents don’t pressure you at all.. they just trust you, and somehow that makes you feel like you can’t fail

i have heard it said (albeit jokingly) that the philosophy major only exists to create more of itself. that is, you get the degree, become a professor, teach the next group of philosophy majors, who in turn become professors. the only other thing they really do is write books