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Collin Ng retweeted
Tossing giant mentos into a massive cocke bottle😱
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Hello Jays Fans!!! Happy Opening Day!!! We're back for another year of keeping you up to date on whether the dome is open. If you're only on this app for this content, you can find us at bsky.app/profile/isthedomeop…. Way less Roman Salutes over there. Stay tuned for today's game
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Collin Ng retweeted
Families shocked after Niagara Falls hotel cancels bookings made year in advance of solar eclipse cp24.com/news/families-shock…
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Sen. Katie Britt delivers the Republican response to President Biden’s State of the Union Address
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People born in 1994 are turning 50 this year. Let that sink in.
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Please help me make him famous by retweeting. The lawyer telling @TorontoPolice "Just let it slide guys," in response to them questioning Nicole Ziegler for uttering threats/Death or Bodily Harm is none other than @GuidyMamann of migrationlaw.com Let's ask them what they think of his "legal advice" at [email protected]
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I'm buying a house, and my mortgage rate was going to be 8.1% My mortgage broker just called me "Good news" He said. "Your rate just dropped. We can now offer you a 6.5% rate." I thought for a moment. "No." I replied. He was puzzled. "What do you mean?" He asked. "Give me a 9% rate instead. It will motivate me to grind harder and make more money. I don't want to get too comfortable." This is how you build wealth.
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Collin Ng retweeted
diva down!!!!! my favorite George Santos scams & lies, ranked: 1. he was the star of the Baruch volleyball team
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Collin Ng retweeted
this japanese restaurant has a vegan version of their noodles & instead of taking a new photo they just censored out the egg
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I figured it out we can get white people on board if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline" – at Los Angeles, CA
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Collin Ng retweeted
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That bit.ly/45tjnGr
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Tommy Tuberville on Biden’s Europe trip: “I’m afraid he’s going to fall down every time I turn on television.” Here’s Tommy ….
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“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data” The data: xitter.cf/UpBeatSkeletor/status/…
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If I let my big naturals just hang out in a tight polo shirt, someone would tell me to put a bra on. It’s not fair.
This is what you call Huckabee Hell ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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One of the greatest moments in the history of television imo
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