Leave the issues of the cucumbers to the cucumbers.
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Joined January 2011
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After being on threads, the randomness of this Twitter layout is jarring.
Every dope tweet has 10 ads before you reach the banter. Abhorrent.
Hi @mtnug, I signed up for DND to block all messages yesterday. And what is the first message I receive this morning? MTNSchLoan. Cut it out!
Where is the lie?
Small small Behavior Economics—Zhang et al.
Agricultural reforms and government intervention in India —Zhang et al.
The role of the lab grown diamonds in today’s diamond industry—-Zhang et al.
This is why I can’t be in politics. Nga President calls me kumbe I left the phone at home to go away to an island for vibes.
As a Ugandan, you know I have Stockholm syndrome coz the basin didn't even gag me. Other nationalities had to flag it.
We deserve better.
Nah, the campaign and work that won was top tier! Very well deserved to the team.
Last night was an amazing night at the Uganda #MarketersFireplace for the team at @DStvUganda after we won the Brand of the Year and I took home the Marketer of The Year award for our highly visible work this year.
Congratulations 🎉 to this amazing team that makes light work
If they want you, they will get you.
UPDATE: Former MUBS principal, Prof Waswa Balunywa, has been remanded to Luzira over abuse of office, after finally appearing in court. Prosecution alleges that Prof Balunywa, during his tenure at MUBS, abused his office between February and April 2023 when he irregularly recruited three individuals as administrative assistants without the required academic qualifications. The recruitment is said to have created ineligible costs to the government, forming the basis of the corruption case. #MonitorUpdates
📸: @abubakerlubowa
Honorable is booked and busy! She left us at UMA for the press launch of the Trade Fair.
We are positioning technology one for validation because technology amplifies value. All Nations and everybody in the world have three resources: you have the natural resources, you have the human capital, and now you have technology.
Monica Musenero, Minister Of Science, Technology, and Innovation, Uganda
#UDFSummit2025
Hi @KFCinUganda is it in order for the Namugongo drive through to take 30 minutes +?
Si, we just enter and order?
My style is typically one of two things; rich bish on a Euro Summer OR New York lesbian.
Very rarely in between.
