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Lisboa, Portugal
Joined August 2022
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Kukulana raw na bibi ya mtu is such a nasty business.
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Natembea mwendo wa aste aste kuenda kejani,face down bad juu ya venye nimesota,nikona heavy heart juu sijui kama nitakula supper,nainua macho naona baddies wananiangalia wakiblush uncontrollably,nashindwa kunaenda aje kumbe ni barber mkamba alinigeuza kiumbe kipya earlier.
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My hb hukua ameunga on his right arm,for days nilishindwa mbona na Huwa haendi gym,kumuuliza akanishow yeye hukua na schedule ya kuchukua Sheria mkononi juu he is too broke to even afford a cheap whore,I almost agreed with him lakini hapo kwa timetable ndio nilishangaa.
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Last week nimekuwa western bwana. Watu hawataki hata kusikia kitu inaitwa Ruto. Huko ni sifuna Hadi kwa veins.
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It takes a peculiar degree of institutional sophistication to turn someone's hard work into an accounting inconvenience
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Some institutions have mastered the art of demanding excellence from their employees while treating fairness as an unnecessary luxury.
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Ama nichimbe mattress niingize ndani itulie😂
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Huku Nairobi millennial wanaishi in denial, hawaamini wanazeeka
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Have been paying Netflix for 3 months and still get no time to watch😫🥲
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KDF rejected my project 😭 The project: @kdfinfo
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Daktari anakuambia ukule balanced diet na yeye mwenyewe haezi toshea kiti anakalia😂😂
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This only happens kwa wasichana tu lakini za wanaume mnapeana tu
Asking for consent before giving out somebody's number is basic etiquette
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Leo nashidwa bona Niko na Furaha kumbe Kasongo alishidwa pale Ol-Kalao.
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Wengine unawatumia fare lakini ikifika kwangu unataka nikuje na yangu
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Another sign of poverty ni kungojea weekend ndio upige sherehe.
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Manze kumbe high school ndio ilikuwa the best part of life.
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Knowing a guy who knows a guy will take you further in life than any degree ever could.
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Shawty is fine I'll like all her posts
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Hiyo kitu yao kumbe inakuanga fresh, wasipoiosha vizuri, inanuka kama dumpsite ya dandora bana, nkt.
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