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The only spots where these bars last are on the tongue & in the memory. Other than that, they disappear fast.
GoodNow / GoneNow.
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Circumnavigate the globe via chocolate.
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🌱🍫 #TheReview will be launched on October 18th!!
Meet the author, researcher, and cacao extraordinaire behind the publication, Dr. Lambert A. Motilal 🤗
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…can u b-leaf it… another week, another review?
Commodity cocoa, El Niño / La Niña, solar super cycles, carbon, climate change, viruses, UFOs, pyramids, Web3Metaverse + more… all wrapped in 1 bar!!!
ADHD, bi-polar, or only the C-spot™?
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The whiff reminisces a filthy / nasty / raunchy barn on a farm.
The taste — The Sun-Kissed™ Raisin Maid.
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Have you noticed all the chocolate bar (hopping) guides to navigating the bewildering array of product, from hundreds--thousands!--of small, amazing batch chocolate makers?
And the stickers. Fair-Trade, UTZ, USDA Organic, Rainforest Alliance, et. al. Chocolate bars that look like NASCAR racecars, covered in stickers. Rampant disorganization. Myth-information.
We're going to slice through the clutter & confusion, cut to the chase, get you up to speed in a breeze to climb the summit--the very pinnacle of the chocolate mountain. Stay tuned for the reveal. @darkchocdaily
Chocolate represents a lens unto the world, thus a microcosm of it. Like life, flavor can be unfair. Some bars stand out, kind with charisma; others bitter, even cruel.
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It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of our founder and president, Sara Jayne Stanes OBE on Saturday morning (24 July 2021).
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See what smoking, wine, & a big bar of chocolate--every day--gets you:
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Fun Factor-of-the-Day: the nose and the clitoris are made of erectile tissue.
Find out how this scientific data relates to chocolate…
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The chartered flight to Chocolate Island™ including a tasting-tour of 5 premium craft bars (1 of ‘em rum-infused!) SOLD OUT… thanks everyone for hopping onboard.
FREE chocolate.
That’s no typo.
A chartered flight to Chocolate Island™ of 5 premium craft bars (incl 1 rum-infused!) for FREE — just cover shipping (USA $10).
Comes with complimentary live online tasting tour on the next Theobroma Thursday™ (May 20; 11AM EST) guided by chocolate sensonomics expert Dr. Darin Sukha of the Cocoa Research Centre in Trinidad.
Space & samples are limited — we’re not kidding either — so get yours now before someone else does.
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