Cafe Hon abandoned this account, so we could swoop in and parody them. Ruh-roh! We are not Cafe Hon: our food is better, and we don't threaten to sue people.
Baltimore, Not Bawlmer
Joined March 2011
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We used to say Honfest proceeds went to a charity we formed but nosy reporters asked things like "What does the charity do?" #gotchaquestion
Baltimore is a city that consists solely of trashy fat white women with bad hair and feather boas. #cafehonfact