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if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.
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Welcome to Twilight Town Mall. We look forward to seeing you.
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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Meet Joe, he's one of the males calling out Harry Kanes wife for her looks.
Make it make sense.
i finished Widows Point lastnight. it was by no means a boring/bad read. however, i definitely fell victim (again) to overhype.
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Good morning. The horrors persist but you know what else persists? That’s right. Fuckass 9-5 routine
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I love when cats stop in the middle of giving themselves a bath and stare off into the distance like they're trying to remember if they turned the oven off before they left for work.
























