Sales and Event Planner for Woods' Silver Fleet. Graduate from NTU. Foodie. Drinker.
London, England
Joined February 2009
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Catherine Lindsley retweeted
The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
A reminder, should you be in need of a smile, that eggs were once called ‘cacklefarts’, penguins were known as ‘arse-feet’, umbrellas as ‘bumbershoots’, and sausages as ‘bags of mystery’ because you never quite know what’s in them.
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
all the Elizabeth Line trains should have her face on the front like Thomas the Tank Engine
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
Hey @UberUK If I cancel an Uber I’m charged a cancellation fee. But if your drivers accept then cancel, twice in my case tonight, there’s no consideration at all. It might be someone vulnerable or a woman travelling alone. Do your drivers just chase a higher fee? Is that policy?
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
“like a leaky tap dripping out of time, the torture isn’t just when the water splashes, it’s in all the time waiting for that to happen”
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Catherine Lindsley retweeted
Just to be clear, if you missed anything - we have to drink in the day while working at home.
Catherine Lindsley retweeted
Yet further proof that @carolkirkwood is a National Treasure