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caitsoprano retweeted
"Too gatsby"
hmmm... what was Gatsby famous for again? totally living in the present and fulfilling his actual needs, right? A very healthy relationship with Daisy Buchanan, I heard.
A lil detail I find very relevant
Moxx called Stolas's writing "trite"...
Now that he's with Vass, have his stories become boring too? Almost like their relationship: safe, predictable, but passionless.
Blitz isn't just his muse, he's what he TRULY wants deep down><
#helluvaboss
caitsoprano retweeted
🧵I've been trying to make sense of why things went the way it did for Blitz during this first part of the season and my conclusion is: the lizard had to go through Hell so he finally understand that he also deserves to be happy. 1/27
caitsoprano retweeted
people who say striker is justified because he just wants lower class demons to rise up piss me off. striker clearly has other motives - he wants to lead and be the influential symbol blitz is becoming, and in doing so he belittles blitz in the exact same way andrealphus does.
caitsoprano retweeted
Blitz was completely terrified after almost losing the only person who would never leave him alone for anything
caitsoprano retweeted
The fact that all Fizz, Blitz and Barbie learned the act of "Weaponize your looks to get what you want" is interesting but the implications are Fucking Bleak dude, what the fuck was Cash doing to them,
caitsoprano retweeted
Feathered Chats, a Stolitz post s3ep3 fic, is up in AO3
Feat: feather replacement cream, hellhorse documentaries, and Stolas’ little PJ shorts
🔗 👇
caitsoprano retweeted
Since right now it's the Just Friends era, can we have Blitzø fucking this guy?
As a treat, for him, for the horse obsessed lizard
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caitsoprano retweeted
"Stolas cries and then Blitzø needs to comfort him instead of being rightfully upset
(gleefully rubbing my hands)
actually, you're wrong*, and here's why
aka a 🧵 on why Stolas crying is GOOD for Blitzø and his own feelings actually
(1/33)
*at least I personally believe so
caitsoprano retweeted
what if vassago showers Stolas with all these expensive gifts and the promise to take care of Stolas, telling him that he wouldn't have to worry about anything...
but Stolas feels uncomfortable with the thought of buying his love...
and he comes to understand power imbalance 🫢
caitsoprano retweeted
It makes me sad that this episode got overshadowed by the angst of ep 5... This was a HUGE step forward, it was THE conversation they needed, but sadly bc of the schedule release we can't savour it properly. I'm giving Brandon his flowers because holy shit, he did an amazing job.













































