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England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2017
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just realised that my dad is old enough to have lived through the entire Second Elizabethan Age. King Charles III will be the third monarch in his lifetime. My dad is fucking old yo.
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Rip little twitter bird 😢 you will be missed #TwitterBird #rebrand
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It’s hard to say, I feel like prison could either be devastating for him or it could be the catalyst in his supervillain story…
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I’m so confused, my chronic back pain was at its worst yesterday, causing sciatic pain all the way down to my ankles. And now it’s almost nonexistent. Yesterday was the first day of my cycle.
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I’m beginning to wonder if it might be #endometriosis, but every time I go to the doctor about either they just tell me to lose weight and that it’s just PMS. I don’t know how to get the help I need. #nhs #femalehealth
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No wonder Britons have such a dark sense of humour 😅
Your regular reminder that British public information films were like brutal horror films condensed into 30 second chunks, and shown during primetime (and children's) TV shows.
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I mean I see a doggo 🤷🏻‍♀️
Apparently, if you can see 2 people hugging, your'e left brained, and if you can see a dinosaur you are right brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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Replying to @BBC6Music
@BBC6Music @gemcairn my cats face whilst I serenaded her with No Scubs 😂😂😂
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😂😂🤣🤣🤣 SAME
Why do I ship this lesbian with this man so much
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Does anyone else get days where their skin is just the most annoying thing for no reason? #Neurodivergent #asd
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If the blast points on the Jawa transport are too precise to be anything other than the work of stormtroopers, how crap are the sand people with their aim?? #stormtrooperaim #plothole #starwars
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😂😂
That’s a giant golden dildo
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Replying to @professorgreen
@professorgreen rescuing #kittens is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen today #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZMYghxa3Q/
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YAAS DAN! 👏🏻👏🏻#Danielradcliffe really is a class act.
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Bubbles shiny-butt
What’s your Easter Bunny name? I’m Shimmer Spanky-Tail 🐰
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Decided to watch Jesus Christ Superstar for the first time - no idea what I was expecting but it wasn’t that 😂😅 It’s made me realise exactly how brilliant the AD/BC piss take was though! #lloydwebber #musicals #the70swereweird
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Please be aware of chocolate around your pets - I saw a healthy 2 and a half year old dog die today because he ate an easter egg. #easter #pethealth #vetlife vets-now.com/pet-care-advice…
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Unable to sleep, so the natural thing to do is to listen to a bbc radio documentary about the history of slime. It's surprisingly interesting
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Replying to @CadentGasLtd
@CadentGasLtd love how temporary lights and road works appeared with no notice that it might inhibit access to my property . I’ve come home sick, and had to park elsewhere because I couldn’t see any signs of people responsible for abandoning this vehicle
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