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30. War Damn🦅 Rottweiler breeder.

Joined February 2025
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His whole career is wild
Frankie Muniz Opens Up On The Reason Why He Hasn’t Spoken To Hilary Duff in over 20 yrs because of what Her Mom Did. “Her mom was like, ‘Do you know what you’re doing this summer?’ And I go, ‘Oh, I’m filming this movie where I’m playing like a junior James Bond. It’s called Agent Cody Banks.’” “She’s like, ‘Is there a girl that could be like Hilary that would be good for Hilary?’” “I had the say of who the girl was going to be. But I didn’t say that to her.” “The next morning, I show up to the set, and her mom’s like, ‘Guess what? We’re going to be spending the summer together.’” “I’m like, ‘What do you mean?’ She goes, ‘She’s doing Cody Banks with you.’ And I looked at her and went, ‘No, she’s not.’” “They signed the contract last night.” “I was very sad when Hilary’s mom would come on set.” “And if I told you I’ve never talked to Hilary since the last day of filming, I’ve not said one word to her since then.”
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They say titties fight the sunday scaries
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Wrong account, oh well
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Straight to the point. This how you get it paid fr
Can someone pay my rent? Yes I absolutely know wtf I have to do 😩 #houston
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I know its out there, i just gotta go find it
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Gotta be careful when a woman give you too much attention too fast. She prolly just mad at her main dude rn😂
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Nah i don’t believe you, imma roll with it tho
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Sometimes i just wanna slap the shit outta some of yall
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The round ones
I’m a butt person I love me some booty 😂😂💯
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I be talking so much shit😂
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All i’m saying is people said that throwing motion was gonna cause problems and yall said we’d be ok🙄 Brown said last week “windows close faster in the SEC” yea bc of that throwing motion
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Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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KP Knicks tape is like watching a prehistoric Wemby
Kristaps Porzingis is retiring from basketball. Thank you KP 🥲
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Nah fr tho lol that is not what measures this interaction
Having sex on the first night does not make you a whore to me. Making me wait for coochie, does not make me appreciate it more either lol
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Thick lil shii, my betty my boop
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Oh my gosh, you can’t make this up. We’ve got another one. Twice in one day.
Today’s off to an interesting start. A college basketball player scored on the wrong basket.
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Cannot believe a real D1 program is scheduling like this in 2026
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Girl this is not a shelter
So if I spend the night I gotta fuck?
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Happy wagon Wednesday to the milfs with the bug round ones
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The only way companies should do layoffs
Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce which is 1271 employees, and this is what their CEO said. We need more founders like thissss.
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