[true story] Recruiter: what’s your dream job? Me: hybrid engineer and chef, crazy I know Recruiter: I think I can make that happen Me: ?! Recruiter: our ops team uses Chef Me: no, I want to cook breakfast & lunch for the office, then code Me: hello, are you still there?

what kind of gear is this home plate umpire on?

Well there goes the Ducks’ season See you at the Dukes Mayo Bowl or whatever

railway, the cloud provider I use for slopbowl, has had a security incident to my tens of users, I’m deeply sorry the app is down. I’ll get it back up when I get around to it. Probably this weekend.

how is Texas still ranked?!

I do the cooking because I love it and I’m good at it. Also we cook outside a lot (grill and pizza oven), which has never been a feminine role imo. I don’t think it needs to be analyzed further Also I’m not gonna read all that

just ridiculously inept offense no words

ok Texas has 3 losses, bama about to have 2, Georgia has an unranked loss maybe ducks still have an outside shot

The only moat remaining is a literal moat. Around land you own. With alligators.

HomeView GTM weekly sync: “What if we have the Safdie brothers direct the launch video?”

with our play calling we probably would have still not converted

played like raiola this morning and benched myself

me being happy for the Sooners after Oregon completely shit the bed

ridiculous play call on the 1.5 yard line for a must score

defense is playing great 🦆

the Oregon cheerleaders must come from very attractive, athletic and intelligent families

can’t believe that one flyover state is losing to that other flyover state in football right now

I don’t have to imagine it