Callum Jones

Just FYI @ChatGPT the availability of Dots should be governed by how I pay for it/country of residence - not where I am currently located/traveling. @sama

Joe Lonsdale is the world’s biggest snowflake.

🔥 BREAKING: ALL AI MODELS MUST DECLARE THEIR PRONOUNS BY 9AM SAN FRANCISCO TIME

Whenever I feel useless I just remember that dots supposedly has a permission model cc @jessfraz

I’d prefer if it my hotel room didn’t come with political advertising.

So this Siri button is useless. Incredible software work as always Apple.

What the hell is happening with the F1 TV direction this season? We don’t need 100 angles of McLaren cars coming in fifth and seventh.

Oh @Verizon, you’re a call filter app not Reddit. chill out.

The PM that came up with “What’s new in X” when you update iOS needs to retire.

This sounds like the most pointless variant of Omarchy. And of course the people who have never operated a server will lap it up.

Ok Amazon…

Jensen Huang, Satya Nadella and then those two dummies. @theallinpod is beyond parody.

“Ask Meta AI” Hard pass, but thanks for the offer.

Hey @Apple, what the hell is this? Have you guys read the HIG?

Me: I want to open 1Password macOS: Best I can offer is the 1Password for Safari extension or 1Password on your phone. c'mon Apple, please fix Spotlight.

Hi @XfinitySupport I think your network monitoring needs some work.

What is the point of the @fia

Me: what a nice Sunday, can’t wait to do nothing House: you have a water leak, get to work asshole

“Sorry, we’ve had too many outages this billing cycle”

Impressive ad format coming out of the Meta factory.