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loucura o revisionismo histórico com Emicida e o AmarElo quase sete anos depois do lançamento. álbum histórico e importante demais pro cenário que o país tava inserido e, principalmente, viria a entrar no ano seguinte com a pandemia. se dar a devida desimportância é fundamental…
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hoje eu to com tanta fome que poderia comer a lacuna entre o que eu gostaria de ter falado e o que eu não falei
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oi
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“De amarelo pra frente foi música pra branco escutar rap” sendo que todos os shows do emicida recentes e todos seus trabalhos voltaram a ser rap, inclusive dialogando com racionais em um dos trabalhos mais zicas de 2025
opinião impopular (mas parece que nem tão impopular assim): todo esse deboismo do emicida é muito chato, do amarelo pra frente; música feita pra branco falar que escuta rap
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maior doideira o prêmio multishow indicar a Ebony e a Budah a revelação do ano, que isso kkkkk Ebony aí há eras, Budah foi a artista do ano na R&B Brasil 2024, indicada ao BET Awards 2024, tocando em The Town 2025, Rock in Rio 2026, indicada ao Grammy Latino 2026... sei lá viu
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To me sentindo Adriano imperador
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na boa fase dele no caso nem cavalo aguenta habib es
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engraçado como nós riniters sabemos diferenciar o espirro de gripe do espirro de rinite
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olhei minha fatura e acho que esse mês vou tomar transferban
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é uma facada pagar assim do nada mas é mó vitória poder pagar por isso assim do nada
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só vou namorar outra vez quando meu cortex pré-frontal estiver 100% formado e desenvolvido
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entrando no ônibus de mochila nas costas
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Hija de puta
🚨🚨Virginia Fonseca, Vinícius Jr.’s ex-girlfriend, has reportedly shared to a Spanish magazine ¡HOLA that she was the one who suggested to Vinicius to undergo facial augmentation surgery 😳: 🗣️ Virginia: “It started one evening while we were getting ready to go out. Vini was standing in front of the mirror. I was sitting on the bed, waiting for him. He turned to me and asked, ‘Would you change anything about me?’ I said, ‘Do you want the romantic answer or the honest one?’ He laughed. ‘The honest one.’ So I told him plainly. ‘I think you should consider chin augmentation surgery.’ He turned away from the mirror. ‘Chin augmentation? You think I should change my chin?’ ‘Yes,’ I said. ‘I think a more defined chin would suit your face. I’ve thought about mentioning it before, but I didn’t know how you would react.’ That suggestion came from me. He hadn’t asked about surgery. He hadn’t told me he wanted anything done to his chin. I introduced the idea that evening. He looked at himself again, then looked at me. ‘You really think it would look good?’ He asked. I told him ‘I do. You’re my man. I want you to look your best.’ People might find that blunt, but that was our conversation. I cared about how we looked together. When we walked into a restaurant or arrived at an event, I wanted to feel proud walking beside him. He sat down next to me. ‘You know what? I like the idea,’ he said. ‘If I’m happy with the result, I think it could boost my confidence too.’ We talked until we were late for dinner. A few days later, he brought it up again. ‘That chin augmentation surgery you suggested—I want to find out more about it.’ He arranged consultations, asked his questions and eventually decided to go ahead with the surgery. He was so happy with the result. Afterwards, when he was ready to go out again, he spent longer choosing his jacket than I spent choosing my dress. I teased him about it. He said, ‘You started this. Now you have to wait.’ We laughed the whole way to the car. That is the evening I remember when people bring it up now. Then his performances for his club started getting worse, and suddenly everybody had a theory of a stunt double. Those conspiracy theories were hilarious. They talked about his appearance. His concentration. Our relationship. Every missed chance and bad performance became another conversation about his face. His poor form was unfortunate. But honestly, I didn’t care about his football performances when I suggested the surgery. I cared about my man looking good for me. That was my reason. I wasn’t thinking about goals or league positions during that conversation in our bedroom. We’ve broken up now. We had problems that a better photograph or a beautiful evening together couldn’t fix. But I still believe I changed his life by encouraging him to have that chin augmentation surgery. He told me he felt more confident. I saw how pleased he was with his appearance. Our relationship ended. That part of his life continued. The last time we spoke about it, he smiled and said, ‘You really think you deserve all the credit?’ I told him, ‘Keep the credit, Vini. I remember who started the conversation.’”
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cheio de problema ainda quer ficar na frente
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Nois não vai ser ismalia não
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