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I can't stop laughing at this. It's when he raises his hands at the inevitability of what's about to happen as the daft sheep launches again.
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#Merseyfail has banned non-folding e-bikes from its trains and stations. We asked Merseyrail to meet and share the evidence, they said no.
We’re challenging the ban via our Cyclists’ Defence Fund.
Help us bin the ban: cyclinguk.org/merseyfail
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My top tip to stay cool. Drape an old light coloured sheet down the OUTSIDE of your South and West facing windows then jam the window to hold the cloth in place. Make it double if it’s a thin sheet. A bit of a faff. but cheap and incredibly effective
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Many politicians back 20mph “outside schools” or "where vulnerable people are". But people don’t teleport. They need safe journeys, not just safe destinations.
Plot schools, shops, crashes, care homes on a map + the answer is obvious: 20mph should be the default in urban areas.
A Restore Britain Government would back British drivers. How?
Raise the speed limit on motorways to 80mph.
Remove all 20mph zones, other than those outside schools or areas with vulnerable individuals.
Our current 70 mph speed limit was implemented decades ago, for a completely different type of car with completely different capabilities - far lower safety standards, poorer braking, and less advanced handling.
It is unnecessarily slow, plenty of other countries sensibly allow for more.
80mph is faster and fair, and Restore Britain would do the unthinkable - trust people to get on with their lives without such overbearing state interference.
It boosts business, backs drivers and gets Britain moving.
Support Restore Britain to make it 80.
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The problem with fossil fuels is their intermittency 😅
Twenty million barrels of oil passed through the Strait of Hormuz yesterday.
Today the number may be zero.
Not because Iran mined the water. Not because a tanker was hit. Because Lloyd’s of London picked up the phone.
War risk underwriters began canceling policies for strait transits hours after Operation Epic Fury launched. The Financial Times confirmed premiums surging 50 percent. Baseline war risk sits at 0.25 percent of hull value. For a hundred million dollar tanker that is 250,000 dollars per voyage. At peak escalation rates, one million per transit. Vessels linked to American or Israeli interests are becoming uninsurable entirely. No price. No policy. No passage.
The KHK Empress was loaded with Omani crude heading for Basra when it executed a U-turn mid-strait and redirected to India. The Eagle Veracruz halted at the western approach carrying two million barrels of Saudi crude bound for China. The Front Shanghai stopped off Sharjah with Iraqi crude destined for Rotterdam. Nippon Yusen ordered its entire fleet to avoid Hormuz. Greece told its merchant armada to reassess passage. Hapag-Lloyd suspended all transits.
None of them were fired upon. Every one of them got the same call.
More than fifty million years ago the Arabian plate collided with the Eurasian plate and compressed the Persian Gulf into a basin that drains through a single geological bottleneck twenty one miles wide. Twenty one percent of global petroleum. Twenty percent of all seaborne LNG. One fifth of industrial civilization’s energy supply forced through a tectonic accident narrower than the English Channel, bordered on one side by the country whose supreme leader was killed yesterday morning.
The USS Abraham Lincoln carries enough Tomahawks to sink every IRGC patrol boat in 48 hours. Operation Praying Mantis crippled Iran’s operational naval forces in eight hours in 1988. The Fifth Fleet has rehearsed this scenario for decades.
None of that matters. Aircraft carriers cannot force an underwriter to rewrite a policy. Tomahawks cannot lower a premium. The most powerful navy in human history cannot make a Lloyd’s syndicate decide that a VLCC transiting Iranian coastal waters represents an acceptable risk on a Saturday afternoon when missiles are landing in Dubai.
Goldman Sachs estimates Brent could peak at 110 dollars per barrel. JP Morgan projects 120 to 130. At those levels every airline bleeds cash. Every central bank watches three years of inflation fighting reignite overnight. Bypass pipelines from Saudi Arabia and the UAE handle roughly three million barrels. Hormuz handles twenty million. The math does not close.
Iran figured out something the Pentagon still has not.
You do not need to close a strait. You just need to make it uninsurable.
open.substack.com/pub/shanak…
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A new public fountain has appeared in central London, but look closer & you’ll see that it’s a actually a fountain of filth. The water is black, the human victims of the sewage crisis are vomitting streams of liquid, whilst surmounted by a smug water executive with a briefcase stuffed with cash.
The fountain commemorates one of the biggest environmental crimes in British history, where water companies stole tens of billions of pounds that was supposed to be spent on our sewage system, gave it to shareholders and executives and illegally poured billions of lites of sewage into our rivers, lakes and seas instead. The channel 4 docudrama about the sewage crisis, #dirtybusiness, starts at 9pm tonight. Watch it, get sad, get angry and then join the thousands of people around the country demanding an end to the sewage crisis.
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The number of murders recorded in London dropped to its lowest level per capita since records began. There were 97 homicides in the capital in 2025, down 36 per cent from 153 in 2019. 2025 saw a homicide rate of 1.1 per 100,000 people - safer than comparable global cities such as New York at 2.8, Paris (1.6), Toronto (1.6), Berlin (3.2), Los Angeles (5.6), Chicago (11.7), and Philadelphia (12.3).
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Hi @Ocado - my dad is elderly/frail/has dementia and he’s just told me that your delivery guy often unpacks his shopping for him, without being asked to.
I don’t know if this is normal service for you, but I think it’s brilliant. I’d love for him to be recognised for it. 🥇
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If you want to improve productivity then you certainly don't want to arbitrarily kill or maim people on roads. Its a huge cost to society. 20mph/30kmh hardly impacts journey times in real world traffic and makes urban/village roads far more attractive for healthy walking and cycling.
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Ambulances are a good thing aren't they? Saving lives,etc. But they are very expensive. So why waste them on the 15,000 casualties on England's 30mph roads which could be avoided if UK Gov followed Wales/ Scotland by setting 20mph as an urban/village norm.20splenty.org/gb2024stats
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The pedestrianisation of Oxford St will be transformational - making it a safer and much more pleasant area to visit.
We've published our plans for the first phase of this exciting project.
Have your say: haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk/oxfor…
I’m a bit worried that @Bromcom might have had a data leak. (I keep unique passwords)
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£165,000 investment in Operation Snap to expand the team that take action against reckless drivers reported by drivers, cyclists and pedestrians across the West Midlands. 16,000 reports last year. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cedy…
Tonight!: G-Bug Meeting March 18 guildford-dragon.com/notice-… via @guildforddragon
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Hey, @SadiqKhan! Are you worried that when the Silvertown Tunnel opens next month, you’ll have to answer really awkward questions about how bad it is for pollution?
Why not, on the same day, announce that the Rotherhithe Tunnel will be converted to pedestrians and bikes only?
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Motorists want tougher sentences and instant roadside bans for drink-driving, says RAC
news.sky.com/story/amp/motor…
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Presumed liability is a system that shifts the burden of proof to the insurance company in a collision, and is intended to compensate vulnerable road users more quickly and effectively.
Petition
Introduce presumed liability for road traffic collisions.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Using your phone whilst driving can have life changing consequences.
Don't get distracted behind the wheel.
If caught by Police it will cost you 6 points on your licence and a £200 fine.
If you're not caught, the cost can be.. we'll let you be the judge... #Fatal5
19-year-old George Taylor has been jailed for two years and two months after his dangerous driving paralysed a woman from the neck down.
Read more: orlo.uk/AlkSm
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From The Guardian:
Wales’s 20mph speed limit saves lives and money. So why has it become a culture-war battlefield?
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