~ musician ~ 🏳️‍🌈 formerly known as Calÿpso

london, uk
Joined June 2017
first single from my debut EP getting a spin on @BBCIntroOxford tomorrow from 8pm. Tune in if you like!
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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1st of December! Playing a show at @CavendishArms with @calwritessongs and @Sealand_band Gonna be a good old time x eventim.co.uk/event/the-cav-…
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Hey everyone, next show is at @CavendishArms 1st December with @calwritessongs and @Sealand_band Get tickets here– eventim.co.uk/noapp/event/17… Hope you can come x
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Hai. We'll be at @CavendishArms 1st December to play Carboot Cabaret with @calwritessongs and @benedictsongs hosted by our cronies @TVPband Get ticks – eventim.co.uk/event/the-cav-… And follow our new pages here and on insta instagram.com/_sealandband_/ for more of anything I guess.
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When someone said Greenpeace were on my house I said Downing street? They said no, so I said Chequers? They said no, so I said my Kensington mews house? They said no, so I said my apartment in South Kensington? They said no, so I said not my Santa Monica penthouse? They said no..
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second century sex toy is an elite band name
A wooden object found at a Roman fort on Hadrian's Wall in the UK is speculated to be a 2nd Century sex toy.
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Every Saturday night from 8⃣, hear incredible new music from #Oxfordshire with @bbcintroducing - this week @DaveGilyeat's joined by @_the_cal_zone_ to hear about their new Christmas track & upcoming EP!👐 🔊 Listen live or subscribe to the pod ⤵️ bbc.in/3uTSpYE
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Every Saturday night from 8⃣, hear incredible new music from #Oxfordshire with @bbcintroducing - this week @DaveGilyeat's joined by @_the_cal_zone_ to hear about their new Christmas track & upcoming EP!👐 🔊 Listen live or subscribe to the pod ⤵️ bbc.in/3Wo4W2u
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Scientists found out Octopus will randomly punch fish for no reason other than spite
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got the 16th (!!!) slot in the open mic at the Prince Arthur in Euston tonight if u want to come have a drink + listen to some music
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#SewageScandal This is John Glen MP for Salisbury, He voted to allow raw sewage to be pumped into our rivers and seas
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Vogliamo il Matrimonio Egualitario nei programmi elettorali del 25 settembre. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/Jzss9NC2 via @UKChange
Pro-tip from me: If you’re tempted to go to a gig so drunk you talk and laugh loudly and distractingly all the way through the entire set let me tell you about pubs! They’re very much the place to do that, and you don’t have to pay to get in!
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NEW: Every child aged 3-16 in #Wales is going to be offered a free musical instrument as part of the new 'National Music Service'. It's hoped the plan will help low-income households and those with additional learning needs.
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ultimate clanger anniversary
If you were on twitter for when this tweet was made, i’m so sorry for you genuinely…
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hear me out: burps are either horizontal or vertical
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