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Chris

@canarykeeper

Level 5 fat referee. Dad and Mechanic. 3 main skills!❤️Victoria 🖤 Jasmine❤️Alfie❤️Evie❤️Harper❤️. Views are my own and mine only.

 Wymondham, England
Joined February 2013
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Whatever you think. Wether you think it’s all a conspiracy just do what your fucking told. The sooner we do that. The sooner we can live a normal life. It’s not fucking hard. – at Felmingham, England
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Buzzing for league one tbf #ncfc
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We are actually fucking wank. #ncfc
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First Saturday with No work No football No Norwich game No Racing. Im lost!
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😅 not bad for an old boy!
MADRA FC (@MADRAFC) profile pictureMADRA FC@MADRAFCSep 27
𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 Hard fought win for the Sunday's this morning, but they battle through and put another 3 points on the board. #UpTheMads #OneStepBeyond
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Damn!
Dylan Curtis ✍️ (@D_Curtisjourno) profile pictureDylan Curtis ✍️@D_CurtisjournoSep 20
📊😬| Vladan Kovačević this season • XG prevented = -4.9 (24th) • Goals conceded p90 = 2.1 (22nd) • Saves p90 = 2.1 (20th) • Save percentage = 50% (21st) • Clean sheets = 0 Yikes… #ncfc
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Any ang comb or central south teams need a keeper this weekend. At a loose end! Really dont fancy shopping with the wife.
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If we lose this Clement has cost us 6 points through bad team selections. Hes got credit in the bank but its the first weve really seen this from him #ncfc
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A Coritiba player scored away at Chapecoense in the Brazilian Serie A last night and jumped over the advertising board to celebrate, only to fall down a hole and injure himself… 🫣 After all that, the goal was disallowed too… 😭
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Norwich City FC (@NorwichCityFC) profile pictureNorwich City FC
@NorwichCityFCAug 8
𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 🙌 Your first XI of 2026/27 to face MK Dons 📋⤵️
Starting XI: Kovačević; Stacey, Darling, Córdoba, Chrisene; Mattsson, McLean (c), Brooks, Slimane, Schwartau; Touré. Subs: Grimshaw, Jurásek, McConville, Wright, Maghoma, Field, Alves, Kvistgaarden, Özcan.

ALT Starting XI: Kovačević; Stacey, Darling, Córdoba, Chrisene; Mattsson, McLean (c), Brooks, Slimane, Schwartau; Touré. Subs: Grimshaw, Jurásek, McConville, Wright, Maghoma, Field, Alves, Kvistgaarden, Özcan.

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𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 🙌 Your first XI of 2026/27 to face MK Dons 📋⤵️
Starting XI: Kovačević; Stacey, Darling, Córdoba, Chrisene; Mattsson, McLean (c), Brooks, Slimane, Schwartau; Touré. Subs: Grimshaw, Jurásek, McConville, Wright, Maghoma, Field, Alves, Kvistgaarden, Özcan.

ALT Starting XI: Kovačević; Stacey, Darling, Córdoba, Chrisene; Mattsson, McLean (c), Brooks, Slimane, Schwartau; Touré. Subs: Grimshaw, Jurásek, McConville, Wright, Maghoma, Field, Alves, Kvistgaarden, Özcan.

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Give @Brownbridge the keys to Great Yarmouth.
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Away kit slaps!
Norwich City FC (@NorwichCityFC) profile pictureNorwich City FC
@NorwichCityFCJul 17
Our threads for the road 🛣️

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My #NCFC kit for kids is back! ✨ I am going to pay for 5️⃣ lucky kids to have the 🆕 Norwich City shirt on me. 😊 Do you want to WIN for your kid❓🤞🏼 ✅ FOLLOW me ➕ SHARE this post 🔄 I’ll pick the winners at random & announce next Sunday. 💛 ⚠️ Please be aware of scams - I will only use my @ChrisReevo account to DM you.
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Figured it out.
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Watton United are looking for a goalkeeper to bolster the first team next season. We are looking to climb the table in the Fosters Anglian Combination Premier League, so need a safe pair of hands. Do you have what it’s got? If so please message us here, or contact Alex Amys
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𝔽𝕦𝕝𝕝-𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖! 🌲 0-0 🔵 #UTP💛💙
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Jason Cundy actually got me ROLLING again😂😂😂😂
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One Huuuuuuuundred and Eighty!! @TargetDarts @DartCounter #actionreplays
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Over to you @NorwichCityFC
Wrexham AFC (@Wrexham_AFC) profile pictureWrexham AFC
@Wrexham_AFCMar 17
Defeat on the road. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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Win a signed @NorwichCityFC shirt and football! 🚨 To celebrate our Foundation Takeover match this Saturday, we’re giving you the chance to get your hands on two incredible prizes! To be in with a chance of winning, simply: 1️⃣ Follow @NorwichCityCSF 2️⃣ Like & share this post ⏰ Entries close at 11:59pm on Saturday Your support helps us spread the word about Saturday’s takeover - and the huge difference fans can make on matchday.
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