flotsam in the river of dreams...just like you
The Boonies
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Calm yourselves, gents. No need to send dick pics.
In my mind, I've already assigned you imaginary penis sizes based on how kind or funny you are.
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Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.
My mom is still holding a grudge since the 70s at a dentist who caused her pain that she then punched straight in the dick.
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My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.
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“I read somewhere that when we don’t feel wanted, we make ourselves feel needed. And I realize now that is what I’ve been doing my entire life.” ~Unknown
The entire Southside of Chicago smells 100% like processed meats and weed...
Simultaneously delightful and abhorrent.
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ladies, please do not smear queso all over your body instead of wearing regular clothes. this will make me want to take a tortilla chip and mmm, yes, you won't miss just a little bit, but now my wife is yelling at me, she says to scrape off a little bit for her, she loves queso
Thank you so much for an amazing day of memories for 113 veterans @Honor_Flight_CH including a 98 yr old WW II veteran.
❤️🙏❤️
Thank you as well to the volunteers, the Cub Scouts, all different American Legions of the area, veteran ambassadors, the brass band & therapy dogs as well.