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shy. nerd. weirdo. lover of animals and bad jokes. tweets about everything. sometimes nsfw. sometimes on my chronic illness.

Joined December 2012
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Hello new follower. To make sure you actually want to be here, I do love a good slutty post but I’m a socialist (free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, abortion is health care, fuck gen ai, community not individualism, billionaires shouldn’t exist etc.).
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Has this been shared previously, or only for the lucky few to see IRL? 👀
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So sleepy but no sleep. Cum put me to sleep.
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People who feel entitled to so much while putting in little to no effort fascinate me.
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Talking about sore muscles from my workouts. Of course. 😇
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Hurts so good.
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The way I need to be pounded and crushed into the bed.
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One of the things that has helped me with my body dysmorphia has been taking pictures. Of my face. Of my body. Up until I few years ago, I rarely did. And I always dislike them at first but then after a few days, it’s like I can see myself with kinder eyes and like what I see.
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Fun fact: I’ve done Makima cosplay before. Would be fun to recreate this.
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Today I learned that Roald Dahl was a honeypot and I am absolutely delighted.
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I used to dabble in community theatre and one time had to take dance lessons and I learned that I am incapable of letting anyone lead. Turns out I may have trust issues.
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Can’t wait to start Christmas baking.
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This is genuinely beautiful to watch. One of the purest and most wholesome interactions I’ve seen in a while.
Some of the smallest moments can say the most. A simple interaction between a child and an adult can turn into something meaningful when both people take the time to understand each other. Even without words, a small gesture can show appreciation, patience, and connection. It’s the kind of moment that reminds people how powerful quiet communication can be. One person takes the time to teach or share, and the other responds in the purest way possible.
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Moaning vms beat out dick pics. Even better are stroking vids full of you moaning my name.
why send dick pics when you can literally
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Y’all will be happy to know that I will def have time for slutty thoughts today 😈
The day got really busy out of nowhere. So busy, I didn’t even have time to be horny for once lmao.
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Sneaking in some naps to be as rested up as I can for the rest of the week.
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Had a dream I got super sick and had to stay home. Was so relieved when I woke up and felt normal.
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Snuggled in bed. Just realized I’m super hungry. Still don’t have telekinesis powers. Sigh.
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