K.O.

Public places need to offer a live stream of their establishment or a head count update. Bc I’m not going if there’s more than 5 people.

Owls are sky cats.

It makes me really sad that dogs can’t get food themselves and snack whenever they want.

Update: I can eat 8 whole ones and 3 with half of the bread discarded.

Today was a pretty productive day but tomorrow I’m going to see how many pigs in a blanket I can eat. #Goals

I used to think there, their, they’re was a problem, but now it’s lose, loose, lost, and loss. It’s hard, I know.

I fear motherhood because I don’t think I’ll love my child as much as I love pimento cheese.

Now that I no longer cook for a living or care to reality TV anymore, I’m sure I’ll lose the small amount of followers I have as rapidly as #FoodNetwork is losing relevance. #ShotsFired #NewLifeWhoDis

White people all about walking barefoot in the grass but wearing shoes inside the house is a head scratcher for an Asian person.

I am a first generation Vietnamese American gender fluid former chef and reality TV contestant who now sells pre arranged funeral sales and dabbles in stand up comedy. New writer with lots of perspectives. #RepresentationMatters #WGAStaffingBoost

I wish I got excited about other people’s accomplishments like sports fans do. Bruh, YOU didn’t play in it. Waking up crying tears of excitement. #SuperBowl

I want to start blogging but I think it's going to end up being a list about hating everything all of the time and why. #Blogger

I had a dream last night that I woke up to 70 million Twitter followers after a tweet went viral. I actually lost 2 IRL.

Dating: "I don't really like scary movies but it's fine!" Married: "If this turns out to be a scary movie, I'm going to punch you."

I genuinely think @realDonaldTrump is playing an RPG titled President of the USA where decisions are made from multiple choice questions offered by the local wizard or troll.

It really is not ok to clip your fingernails in public. Inside.

I've been MIA but my Twitter definitely got hacked. 🙄

I literally could not care less about ever discovering what my max deadlift, benchpress, or whatever weight is.

2018 Camry Top 5 Features and Walkaround at Toyota of Dallas! youtube.com/watch?v=ms0TeVkM…

The same people asking what's the point of #NFL players taking a knee are stating they're going to stop watching football. AND?! #TakeAKnee