This actually happens, it’s no fat finger
nobody accidentally swaps $50M into a pool with $36K of liquidity lol. fresh wallet, $50.4M from Binance, zero slippage protection, routed through the jankiest Sushiswap path possible. and then an MEV bot just happens to flash borrow $29M from Morpho in the same block and pocket $9.9M?
cmon. 0xngmi called this exact play a year ago - construct a deliberately terrible swap, let a friendly bot extract the value, dirty money comes out the other side as "legit MEV profit."
$154K per AAVE isn't a fat finger. it's a laundering fee
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this is honestly a top 10 most insane clips on the internet, I'm always in awe of it
Thiel predicts crypto, private money, and even defi composability
in 1999!!!! before even the dot com crash!!
emphasis on "untraceable private money"
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Replying to @ZKVProtocol
Congrats guys on the mainnet launch!... we look forward to work with you all soon!
Could make a better metaphor. ETH is the oil of crypto 👍👌
Actually wild.
Ethereum has already produced 9 chains with gross profit. Over $140m in profit over the 12 months.
Each chain is an economy.
Ethereum is a federated union of economies with ETH as money.
Bullish ETH.
Bullish Ethereum.
The new land of opportunity.
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At the end of the day, I think Hal had some other small contributor early on who left the project. But the bulk of Satoshi was him.
By 2010 he knew he was dying and "Bitcoin dev" dies would kill his beloved project.
So Satoshi disappeared, and Hal rejoined, contributing as much as he could in his deteriorating state.
He transferred his coins to cold wallets, set aside for his kids and future generations, and let others take up the mantle of being Bitcoin, and in a way being Satoshi.
He fiercely hid his identity, after seeing his old boss Zimmerman almost charged with arms dealing charges, over encryption code that Finney himself wrote.
So from the start he changed his writing style, referenced British things, but still couldn't hide his lack of knowledge of the EEA/EU in private conversations.
Maybe Dorian was the early contributor that send BTC while Hal was out for a run. Or maybe he was just a local name Hal chose to use thinking Bitcoin would never be at this scale.
In one of his last ever posts, Hal himself says of Satoshi "How do you find someone who has spent a lifetime covering his tracks"
It wasn't until 2014 that we knew just how big a part Hal had played in PGP 2.0 after all. Even by comparing code, many wouldn't have guessed how much of it was Hal.
Maxi's don't like the narrative that Hal was Satoshi; because Hal was progressive in what Bitcoin could become.
He wanted it to be greener, he was supportive of forks, of a BitDNS, zerocoins, and using the OP_PUSHDATA for other protocols on top of Bitcoin.
That doesn't fit with the never change Bitcoin maxi narrative.
But Hal was a big dreamer and a smart guy, who saw what this could be, rather than what it is.
While some people never want to know Satoshi is, and think it ruins the "We are all Satoshi" messaging, I disagree.
Satoshi is less interesting to me if he is an anonymous persona who died, or got captured, or a shutdown government program. Leaving Bitcoin to rust and it only being saved by others.
Satoshi is very interesting to me, if he had the foresight and humility to kill off his persona so that it could live.
I think its the latter, and I think it's all because of Hal.
In his act of stepping back, he made Bitcoin something everyone owns. He made everyone Satoshi.
That little decision, is something no other pure PoW coin could ever duplicate.
That moment defined Bitcoin.
Not by giving it a leader.
But by giving it a soul.
The soul of a ghost, who never quite fit in.
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Moral:
-Don't do institutional private rounds/OTC
-Sell via exchanges
-Distribute via protocol natively
-Fuck you Gensler.
Win.
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Hey @USTreasury
Remember when you made @TornadoCash illegal for legitimate users & banned Americans from crypto privacy?
Probably unconstitutional
Also! Here's a tool that cryptographically proves we're not criminals
medium.com/@chainway_xyz/int…
Can you unsanction the code now?
1/x Some optimistic thoughts on chatGPT.
ChatGPT is a tool that will improve the efficiency of most works it will only take your place if you don’t take advantage of it.
1- Remember the quality of the output depends on the quality of the input
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