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Welcome aboard the looney ship, mateys! Where the wind is never blowing the right direction and the waters smell like day old underwear!

South Dakota, USA
Joined April 2019
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ALL HANDS ON DECK! The Cap'n be going live tomorrow, July 3rd, at 10 AM CST! Let's plunder and pillage all the toppings we can carry, laugh at the Capn's deflated ego, and jam out to some amazing OST in #PizzaTower! YARR HARR! twitch.tv/capnphilly
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Status update. I know I've been absent for a couple weeks. Sorry for that. Work has been picking up with the turn of summer and I'm drained. I will be back within a couple weeks and we will finally finish off #PizzaTower. Till then, safe sails mateys. Yarr.
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Have a solemn #MemorialDay, mateys. Take a moment and remember the heroes who never came home today. They did it for you.
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All hands at ease. The Cap'n was planning to stream tomorrow, however something urgent has come up and I need to take a trip. Sorry mateys. I will be streaming either next Sunday or that following Saturday (28th or 3rd). Stay safe mateys. YARR.
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🏴‍☠️The Cap'n On Deck 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Hey guys! Just want to remind you all that in a few days I will be starting my charity event for the month of May! Make sure to tune in to my streams throughout the month to stop in and say hi and donate if you wish! @IntrepidHeroes @MilitaryGI #MentalHealthMatters
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ALL HANDS ON DECK! THE CAPN'S BACK! This Friday at 11 AM CST, we are casting off for a new adventure after a year away! Join us as we give the IRS the middle finger in "Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion"! YARR HARR! twitch.tv/capnphilly
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ALL HANDS ON DECK! The Cap'n is joining his buddy, ahackercalled4chan, live today in about a half hour, (2PM CST) for a little podcast! The topic is retro games! Swing on by and let's have some good discussions mateys! YARR HARR! twitch.tv/ahackercalled4chan
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ALL HANDS ON DECK! MARK THE DATE! The Cap'n will be joining his good buddy, ahackercalled4chan, on a podcast this Saturday, April 1st, at 2PM CST, 3PM EST! The topic is retro gaming! THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE! Come see us there! YARR HARR! twitch.tv/ahackercalled4chan
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Mateys! Head on over and give @StutteringCraig a big hug in support of his new lifestyle change! Truly a new chapter in his life! And that's the bottom line, because Dr. Craigman said so! #Craig316
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There's a slur for the Twitter cowards that harass, dox, and bully innocent streamers due to playing "that wizard game", ironically causing even MORE hate and division towards the trans community, then backpedal like hell and privatize their accounts when consequences come? Cool!
“people on twitter” please just call us a slur at this point
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Someone fill me in. Webster needs a new word for the dictionary. Maybe it's "Twitter freaks?" 😏
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Aye, the American paradox of Black Friday, where people will go out buttcrack early to kill or be killed buying shit on sale, for themselves or others, RIGHT AFTER THE DAY THEY SPENT BEING THANKFUL FOR THE CRAP THEY ALREADY HAVE. 🥴 Be safe today mateys! YARR HARR!