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Joined February 2012
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Hey @HeinzTweets CEO, why do Europeans get the best-quality ketchup while Americans go without? We tried to bring your superior European recipe (real sugar, incredible taste) to the U.S. Instead, you're pushing "Simply Heinz" — but it just doesn't taste as good. Heinz is a great American brand. Why are you giving Europe a higher-quality product than the one you offer to your own home country? Stop forcing us to look elsewhere for a replacement. Do the right thing for American diners. 🇺🇸🍅
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
More outrage over monkey noises than this
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Another absolute weak and pussified Republican Senator that is so full of shit…you haven’t done shit in 2 years and now you’re going to do something?…Go Fuck Yourselves…we are going to destroy the GOP if it’s the last thing we do. All of you have to go, all good for nothing.
Senate Republicans trying to figure out what to do in the next 6 weeks? Here you go: DEFUND Planned Parenthood MORATORIUM on data centers SUSPEND the gas tax FUND rural hospitals SAVE AMERICA ACT
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
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The Prime Minister of Haiti, Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, and the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, must ensure that all operations conducted by Salvadoran forces in Haiti comply with international human rights law. bit.ly/3UOTZLU
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
John Thune seems confused about why he isn't liked in "online world." He says being hated is a "daily experience" for him. He said, "I don't know that they necessarily told me anything I got wrong." Ok, I'll start..... 1) Oct. 8, 2016: he said Trump "should withdraw and Mike Pence should be our nominee effective immediately." 2) Dec. 2020: he said a challenge to the Electoral College would "go down like a shot dog." 3) 2022: he said he hoped Republicans would have "other options" besides Trump. 4) 2023: he endorsed Tim Scott, and didn't back Trump until Feb. 2024. 5) He voted for the $95 billion Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan aid package. 6) He requested $116 million in earmarks while voting to strip earmarks. 7) He used pro forma sessions to block recess appointments. 8) He refused Trump's call to end blue slips. 9) The House passed the SAVE Act. It died in the Senate 48-50, and a narrower voter ID bill died too. 10) He refused to nuke the filibuster or force a talking filibuster. 11) He waved off the SAVE Act pressure as a "paid influencer ecosystem." 12) When McConnell vanished for 3 months, Thune said it was "between Sen. McConnell and the people of Kentucky." 13) About 161 Trump nominations are still waiting, including 25 judges, and Democrats take over in January. 14) And he still feels no sense of urgency, and no realization of his own failures. What did I leave off the list?
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Done with this party forever. Going No Party Affiliation. Don’t ask me for money or support or your vote. This party can burn to the ground for all I care. Peace out.
Congratulations Senate Republican Leader @johnthune! 🇺🇸
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
I would take one Nayib Bukele over 100 Republican Senators.
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
I don't give a shit if some white college kids made fun of Black students. Black people make fun of white people every single goddamn day, and somehow that's considered perfectly acceptable.
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Jim Jordan accomplishments: -20 years in Congress -0 bills passed -0 judges impeached -Let Hunter Biden get away with it. 🚨Republicans keep electing useless politicians🚨
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
When armed ranchers pointed rifles at federal agents in 2014, the Bureau of Land Management had to abandon the roundup and handed the cattle back. Bundy had grazed on federal land without permits or fees since 1993. Courts ordered the herd removed and slapped him with over a million in fines. After the BLM started seizing cattle, hundreds showed up in Bunkerville. At the I-15 overpass supporters aimed guns at officers, and the feds chose to quit rather than force a gunfight. Prosecutors later charged Bundy, Ammon, Ryan, and others. Judge Navarro declared a mistrial after the government withheld evidence, then dismissed the case in 2018. The Ninth Circuit upheld that ruling for prosecutorial misconduct. The earlier grazing orders stayed in place. But they’re never giving up on taking away your guns.
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Picking a nigga who couldn’t make a layup all season and missed half the games, to be team captain, is very progressive of us. Way to go Republican Senate, you just showed us again you’re pure Democrat Party. Meritocracy or DEI? In retrospect, I’m glad you supported Michele Tafoya and not me. I don’t want your UniParty stench on my beautiful wig. Faggots! Lame duck? The entire pond is LAME! I know America, I’m that guy who says the CRAZY shit that could never be considered electable. Look where all the “electables” got you. $40trillion in debt, forever wars and my personal favorite, 100 million foreign invaders. With a side of AbdiLahiRahmen! There’s only one way to sum this up… American Cuckery! FAILURES! 🫵🏽 Royce White for President The Most Electable Unelectable Ever!
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
I'm not saying Russell Brand is innocent but the British PM saying he should be made an example of is a stunning act of hypocrisy given the British government's failure to confront Muslim grooming gangs that have destroyed thousands of lives in Britain
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
She’s connected to the IRGC and the Islamic regime in Iran. As an Iranian woman, I want to show this Iranian-American congresswoman’s links so you’ll see why she’s determined to impeach @PeteHegseth: she doesn’t want her mullah relatives in Iran wiped out. NIAC Action, the political and lobbying arm of the Islamic regime in the USA, endorsed her Phoenix City Council run. Sazandegi, a newspaper tied to a faction inside the Islamic Republic, put her on its front page. Tasnim, another regime outlet, amplified a clip of her attacking President Trump. She is trying to help keep the Islamic regime in power by impeaching @PeteHegseth. All Iranians fighting for Iran’s freedom distrust and hate her for her IRGC ties. She is a disgrace to Iran and Iranians.
I am a HELL YES on impeaching Pete Hegseth.
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear GOP, Stop asking for donations. At this point I wouldn’t even give you a litter box to piss in. Thanks, -signed literally everyone
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
VENEZUELA LIST EXPLODES AS MADURO LINKS 60 US SENATORS TO MULTI MILLION BRIBE ALLEGATIONS By Jonathan Gregory Washington, DC - November 10, 2026 A political firestorm has exploded as the Venezuela List links 60 US Senators to multi million bribes from Maduro's narco terror regime. Hugo El Pollo Carvajal, the former Venezuelan intelligence chief now in US prison after pleading guilty to narco terrorism, is revealing Maduro's full war on America. He describes the use of drugs, gangs like Tren de Aragua, and terrorist alliances with Hezbollah, FARC, ELN and Cuban spies to flood American cities with chaos. He confirms Smartmatic was built for election fraud by Venezuelan spies. The Venezuela List accuses these Senators of taking cartel bribes to sabotage President Trump's anti narco operations and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's strategies. The full list of accused Senators includes prominent names like Chuck Schumer of New York, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, Adam Schiff of California, Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, Bernie Sanders of Vermont, Cory Booker of New Jersey, Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota, Mark Kelly of Arizona, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Susan Collins of Maine, Chuck Grassley of Iowa, Joni Ernst of Iowa, Mark Warner of Virginia, Tim Kaine of Virginia, Patty Murray of Washington and dozens more. These allegations place the entire Uniparty under immediate scrutiny. Trump and Hegseth have launched a fierce counteroffensive destroying Venezuelan fentanyl routes, seizing alleged ill gotten assets, and launching cyber strikes against Smartmatic's network. The documents and the prison statements now stand as the active record. Officials named on the list must answer the claims. The American Republic is fighting back and the records will decide it. @TrumpNews
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
The double standard is exhausting
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @lsferguson
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 More losing! Someone get that man a box of pens and a couple dozen boxes of stationery so he can begin writing strongly worded letters before he takes the gavel in January!
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Congressman Jim Jordan has been elected as Republican House Minority Leader What do you think of that?
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
How come no one Mentions Muslim Pensioners draining the system without ever paying a Fucking Penny into it
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capchap. 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸 retweeted
Most people don’t get upset if they see someone pounding their chest or making monkey noises. It’s because the idea that you’re an actual monkey is so preposterous, so far fetched that it’s not even given a second thought. Most people…. except for one group in particular.
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