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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

Joined September 2014
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ABBOTT OUT
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Posted and…deleted. Atta boy @seanhannity. You’re such a tool.
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🤣😂🤣😂 I. AM. DEAD. There is no way in HELL I am EVER deleting this app.
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
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This is the average Republican at this point:
🚨 An Indiana Republican attempted to r*pe his own daughter on her birthday. He was just sentenced to 6 years in prison.
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🚨 Republican actor James Woods is now facing child predator allegations after trying to take a 16-year-old on a private trip to Vegas. When the young girl informed him of her age, he replied: “Even better.”
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BREAKING: There are now multiple reports from a variety of sources on the right and the left, claiming that Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for weeks and is likely braindead.. The fact that family members and Republican insiders are not pushing back on these reports tell you everything you need to know. Time for a Special Election Kentucky.
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Shhhhhhhhh, don't wake the baby.
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Hey Fuckface …
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In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.
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MAGA built a gallows, beat police officers, and threatened to hang the vice president because they lost an election — but somehow it’s Democrats who need to “tone it down.” The audacity is unreal.
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Tri-Lambs everywhere are mourning tonight. R.I.P. Robert Carradine
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Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.
President Trump posted a video featuring the Obamas as monkeys on Truth Social. Follow: @AFpost
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Replying to @elonmusk
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Replying to @LauraLoomer
Is that why you put a target on Charlie Kirk's back on July 13, 2025? You are responsible for his death.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Rep. Nancy Mace was visibly upset as she left the meeting with Epstein survivors at the Capitol. She declined to answer questions from reporters.
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