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Joined June 2017
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Really miss Tommy Rockets
You get ONE position to upgrade for the Texans today, what is it? Punter for me.
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Taking this moment to say Firefly stinks
What cancelled sci-fi show hurt the most
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Alperen Sengun is the most frustrating Rocket I’ve ever seen… and I lived through Rafer Alston
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Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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The OP made up that second half of that quote. In the video Erika Kirk says no such thing. x.com/RichardHanania…
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7-8 years from retirement and still can’t spell “lose”
My husband is pissed. He wants us to move out of state immediately. We were supposed to retire in 7-8 years. If we move that will change. We are in a very big bind. Stay, we end up paying more in taxes. Leave, we loose money to new jobs, moving, buying a another house, etc.
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The proprietor of the upcoming gambling addiction epidemic has something to say about substance use.
The man sees wine. He has no impulse control. He has to taste it in the middle of working. But nah he doesnt have a problem. He’s not screaming out for help. Im the crazy one.
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College Basketball exists for a good reason.
Jalen Green this season: 11.0 PPG 2.5 RPG 2.5 APG 43.9% FG 28.6% 3PT 80.0% FT -14.5 plus/minus He’s averaging 26.5 MPG…
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Omg..
FULL MATCH: DAN SEVERN VS KENNY OMEGA start at 16:30
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You’re trying valiantly @elonmusk, and it shows. I could use your help in the heart of Houston. My congressional campaign in TX-07 hasn’t received a dime from the local, state, or national party, so we’re hustling hard. And my opponent’s own FEC filing shows why this seat is in play:
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Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15). After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt. The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason. News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
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Acting like he didn’t ever do this in Houston and it was only “five bad games” is what an actual casual would say.
This what happens when you prematurely give up on a player after his first playoff series. The very next year against same team. Then followed it up with 21 ppg against the top seed in the conference. Y’all let 5 games determine how you felt about a players entire body of work. Casuals.
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Can’t wait to see him block on 3rd and 4 when when run 34 Dive with Cade Stover or some shit
🚨 🚨 🚨 The #AZCardinals are trading Marvin Harrison Jr to the #Texans in a blockbuster, per me and @AdamSchefter. It’s Harrison and a 7th rounder to Houston for a 2nd rounder this year and a 6th rounder.
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Kingston Flemings tonight: 15 PTS 5 AST 3 STL 6-8 FG 2-4 3PM What a game for the rook 👏
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Half of the arena is closed off. Got mogged by Thunder Rosa and Britt Baker.
🚨 President Trump is on the stage at Freeman Coliseum. Texas Welcomes President Donald J. Trump on the board. Seal on the podium. Flags behind him. Phones up everywhere. The place is packed. Floor and the upper deck. And the whole crowd is on USA. I’m right here in it.
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I spent 8 bucks on a ticket and 130 on concessions and parking.. I can’t hate
This is honestly embarrassing. Ranked in the top 25 nice day. Cheap tickets newer stadium bigger conference cool uniforms At this point I don’t think you can blame it on the admin. It the fake wishy washy fans. If you’re in town and not at this game then you🫵🏽part of the problem!
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It’s because our defense is buns
Pregame at Houston’s TDECU Stadium. Ten minutes before kickoff.
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This stuff would be a lot more fun to watch if we were 2-1
How the Texans became the Texans.
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