an #ALLCAPS would be nice

Washington, DC
Joined August 2023
Nate 🦅 retweeted
boy i sure do wish my favorite hockey team the washington capitals played a hockey game more than once a month
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"Omg Turnstile was great" cool yeah whatever I wasn't able to see shit cause this fucking pole was in the way. Hate it when venues have shit like this.
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Nate 🦅 retweeted
Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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eating the Carter Hart ACL Sandwich
Carter Hart exited the ice and appeared to be limping.
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milwaukee brewers has a genius page and i’m a big fan of the annotations
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he’s always on some bullshit this Leno
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the white of the capitals ones being marble adjacent because of the monuments oh my goddd i’m so ready
Replying to @The_JerseyNerds
The Leafs go vintage white, the Capitals return to their Pre-Reebok roots, the Kings bring back the purple, and the Penguins go back to the double blue!
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if you really squint the canes jersey looks like an Ohio State alternate
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if you really squint the canes jersey looks like an Ohio State alternate
EXCLUSIVE: The Jersey Nerds can confirm with near certainty the designs for 20 of the NHL's Hometown Remix jerseys. Thanks to @abslswrld for helping us out with these! Going alphabetically, starting with Anaheim, Boston, Buffalo, and Carolina.
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bored at 3AM so here’s every active Ryan in the NHL (from memory) Ryan Leonard Ryan O’Reilly Ryan Hartman Ryan Donato Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Ryan Lindgren Ryan Poehling Ryan Pulock Ryan Shea Ryan Greene Ryan Lomberg Ryan McLeod Ryan Strome Ryan McDonaugh Bonus: Ryan Reaves
Most common first name in each league
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Nate 🦅 retweeted
just incredible stuff happening here
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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BREAKING | Hershey Bears forward and future Capitals legend Andrew Cristall absolutely top gun costume mogs San Jose dusty ballers Will Smith and Macklin Celebrini this halloween
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Nate 🦅 retweeted
no i didn't score with anyone at the party but my xGF% was really high
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NAHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @maltaisshop
what on earth could gabe perreault possibly have an ego about
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putting cole on the graphic for a coffee cup I said i’m so sure
Who’s ready for a spooktacular #HockeyHalloween, presented by @dunkindonuts?! The mid-week scaries can only be cured by #ALLCAPS hockey and this fright-tastic iced coffee cup giveaway. 🎃 WashCaps.com/HalloweenX
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Nate 🦅 retweeted
average cricketer seeing the 105mph four seam fastball from the miz
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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The average cricket player would piss their pants if they saw a Jordan Hicks 101 MPH fastball. Then they would watch 3 more and walk to first base.
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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Nate 🦅 retweeted
I fucking love this video
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the caps on a random monday in october
I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
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