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alexis

@captainA_

but i tried. in the end i did.

 your balls
Joined July 2021
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how it feels taking your hair out after having it tied up all day
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死骚货，想把他压在台上让他意识到自己的举动是会有什么后果的。想让他爽到哭出来、眼睛泪汪汪的求我别再按着他了。他忽然高潮喊疼我都不会停止。直到我把他每个洞都填满，一个也不放过，再把他脏嘴咬得嘴唇都肿起来，类似他最爱的鸭子。
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good morning i think incest IS BAD beastiality IS WEIRD rape IS BAD bullying others for not liking all that IS WEIRDDD
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words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet
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GIVE ME THE ATEEZ COMEBACK
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Call it selfcest the way I’m always fucking myself over
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i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself
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Percy: “You will be betrayed by a friend” haha weird that line of the prophecy didn’t happen huh Luke:
hera (@shiningdaisies) profile picturehera@shiningdaisies7 Nov 2025
can i talk to u in the woods about something
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being easily prone to crying over anything is my least favorite thing to do . I HATE IT SO BAD
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:(@azfeelin21 Oct 2025
“remember when you used to-“
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this is what i think will happen if i let people irl know that i stan a kpop boy group
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:(@azfeelin21 Oct 2025
saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
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dont ask me for straight relationship advice im gonna tell you to kill your boyfriend
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retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI
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@CultureCrave6 Oct 2025
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 • Will personalize music and podcast recommendations • Available on an opt-in basis
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ٰ@daergp5 Oct 2025
I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
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slow it down, make it bouncy, jigeumbuteo fly jom dareun spicy, cheongyanggochu vibe if you wanna know how, i can show you right now
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Aileen Ruiz (@Aileendruiz) profile pictureAileen Ruiz@Aileendruiz3 Oct 2025
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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lily@GIRLIDI0T3 Oct 2025
liking hate tweets about an album i will not be listening to
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The lion concerns himself with many things The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder
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me when i started to stan ateez because i thought they were just friends who made good music teapawt.net/karmavoodo/status/1928…
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