𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒂!

❛ A-- ah! Please, don't! ❜

❛ But it's true--! ❜

❛ Your personality is... Kinda messy. Is what I'm sayin'. ❜

❛ Um, not exactly... ❜

❛ I just mean your personality... Is really sorta... Y'know. ❜

❛ That's... Not exactly what I meant. ❜

❛ You're one whole mess, huh? ❜

❛ I-- what do you DO? ❜

She sits down, absolutely stumped.

❛ Aren't princesses usually like, rich? ❜

❛ Then how do you not h... Nevermind. This isn't worth getting into, huh...? ❜

❛ ... But aren't you a princess? ❜

❛ I mean, head pats are okay, I guess. ❜

❛ Well, I guess that's better than a negative... Oh, well! ❜

❛ Ah?! What kind of reward? ❜

❛ That Saiyan guy in weird armour is really freaking out over this, huh? ❜

❛ Yeah! I mean, why not, yunno? The girls and I aren't busy so we could totally track down someone worth a meal. ❜

❛ Wha-- huh?! I-- I mean, I don't think I'M personally ready to die yet, m-- much less getting eaten whole, but how about... I find you someone you could eat? Would that work? Surely there's people who wouldn't uh, mind that. ❜

❛ Huh?! Well I-- I sure dunno where you're getting your information but it's really not right, sorry... ❜ a thoughtful hum. ❛ D-- don't be offended, though! Lots and lots of people love snakes, including me! ❜

❛ Oh, totally! People everywhere are scared of 'em. Probably because they're all slithery and some are venomous. But they're cute, so I dunno what the big deal is. ❜