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ONDON FRIENDS! You may have seen me post about this before and thought "Yes! I'll get tickets for that!" NOW IS THE TIME! This weekend, @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing two hilarious shows to @CamdenFringe Tickets here: camdenfringe.com/events/info… camdenfringe.com/events/the-…
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The Radio 4 panel show which Radio 4 don't want is coming to @CamdenFringe at the @RosieBTheatre on August 13th! Witness @DarrenElyComedy, @captaintwitchy and Alex Beighton comedians face the stupidest job interview ever conceived. camdenfringe.com/events/info…
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Hey #London pals! My hilarious chum @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing our daft stand up show to @CamdenFringe at @RosieBTheatre on 13th August. You should come! Details here: camdenfringe.com/events/the-…
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Fabulous comedy tomorrow night in Leeds! Tickets in the tweet below.
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Maybe I’ll just stay in this bath forever. Getting out of it and doing things and making decisions and being a person all feels a bit much. I can operate the taps with my feet so I won’t get cold.
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Continue as a Guest (both the song itself and the album by @TheNewPornos is absolutely gorgeous.
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Eep! Tomorrow! @WilkinsonSamuel (with our friends @latestagecomedy) and I are doing our silly thing at @LeicsComedyFest. I'm currently swinging wildly between excitement and nausea! If you're in, near or have just heard to Leicester then you should come! bit.ly/CWLeicester
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To everyone getting their knickers in their twist about this Roald Dahl thing, where were you in 1987 when they changed the title of The Twats?
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I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. The fist bump!
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Only a week before this! @NottsComedyFest Will Sam draw a graph? Will Emma remember her stupid props? Will either of them have created a real sense of exciting jeopardy? Come and find out! 1.30pm on 12/11 at The Playwright with @latestagecomedy Tickets £5 tinyurl.com/Comedyfirm
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Hey gang! Gig tomorrow night @SheafStreet in Leeds! Featuring @paulsilkywhite, @SaulHenry101, @MattFongComedy and my horrible self! Tickets £7 here or £10 on the door! eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-usual…
“Yeah, sorry, I can’t. I’ve decided to stay in this bath forever. It seems like the best thing to do.” *operates hot tap with foot for the seventh time today*
Today I have the best post #foodfarms
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It's IEE week! And I'm on it again! Doing sciency stuff this time, which is surprising considering that D I got at GCSE...
breakfast at tiffanys but it's other six syllable movies
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We need a new house number for front of the house but I don't want to google "Big number 2's"
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