@captkneecaps

🇿🇼|| don’t take me seriously

 England, United Kingdom
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Joined August 2018
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Bachelors and a baby all within a month🩷
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Black people in the U.K. are too African wdym there are no Halloween events omd are you guys aunties and uncles?!?
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AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19@LazarusKumi7h
Because of Mickey Mouse. Abeg there’s mice at Newham.
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Jaz@jazrtw20h
Budget for November is £5
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the french need to chill out cos im not tryna hear from the FBAs tbh
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1. village is there for a reason 2. not every holiday/trip is child friendly 3. we didn’t make these kids alone, daddy day care is just as efficient as mummy day care
Monica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥@Utterly_JeanOct 27
Yea, I actually do judge moms who leave their infants so they can go overseas. It's disordered. Especially with your first.
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Quand tu demandes à un américain de te citer plus de 3 pays d’Afrique ( Le Wankanda ça compte pas )
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if you could kindly explain what exactly they’re cosplaying, cos its not making sense
Tiara@TiaraSmith1989Oct 26
Lol why using a meme of yall cosplaying Black Americans
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hope you get that blue checkmark soon
Aegor “Sweetsteel” II@rajmanxxiiOct 26
All the people saying 9 are definitely NOT STEM graduates lol
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
16 years ago today, Rihanna released “What’s My Name?” featuring Drake.
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Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 26
I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life
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there’s pizza and pasta at home fr. every year someone reaffirms my feelings towards that place
Nate Clarke 🇯🇲🤙🏾@NateClarke1Oct 25
Enough time has passed… Italy was cool and I enjoyed celebrating a friend. But Italy/Europe left a bad taste in my mouth. I don’t really think that’s a place for black people to vacation.
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…wash them?
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@wine_x13Oct 25
Ladies who use period panties…come out and tell me how the hell? Lol. So…I bought a pair last night to "try". I’ve been resistant to the idea for like a year. But decided to try it. WHAT DO YALL DO AFTER THE PANTIES ARE USED? We’re just…..throwing them away!!!!!
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✮@_davinnyOct 26
is BODMAS a myth in some parts of the world? how are people getting 1????
World of Statistics
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Phillip Mullin has become the first child in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease ksla.com/2026/10/24/alexandr…

Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease

For the first time in Louisiana, gene therapy has functionally cured a child with sickle-cell disease.

ksla.com
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the wii was just that bitch idk
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James@Jamesiff7Oct 24
He who dislikes plantain has no plan to attain -Aristotle
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is meghan the police??? the police had the info first, they should have acted first
Piers Morgan
@piersmorganOct 23
This Thomas Markle story is shocking, and if guilty, he must face full force of the law. But it raises a lot of questions: if police alerted Meghan in 2018 to allegations so serious she ended all contact, why was he not arrested? And why did she not go public to protect others?
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Girl I’m bored let’s Unclench our Jaws
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