(i don’t use twitter anymore.) finance reporter & satire writer. work in @newyorker @salon @nerdwallet @theonion @marketwatch @mcsweeneys @reductress + more.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2011
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this is not a person vomiting — this is a person who loooooves broccolini & is eating it so quickly it hurts :(
check out this gorgeous bedroom i found while searching for reasonable lodging in new york city
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my favorite Buddhist proverb is the one that tells you to sleep in filth next to a loaded revolver and a portrait of colonizers
the National Association of Real Estate Editors just held its 72nd Annual Real Estate Journalism Competition. i managed to snag Silver (how fancy) for Best Economic Analysis! and was lucky to be recognized among two wildly talented reporters. costar.com/article/289134279…
