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Blue Steel vs Magnum Who wins? You decide 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️⬇️

Good morning everyone! I’ve that ‘wake late then realise it’s a Saturday’ feeling 👌🏻 Have a great day x

#FYRE on @NetflixUK is a must see documentary. A glowing example of how smart business people can be sucked in by the fake lifestyle of SM paid ‘influencers’. Not forgetting the lying, scamming #BillyMcfarland @Ruleyork & #GrantMargolin who showed zero remorse for their fraud.

Good luck on tonight’s date @GethincJones, remember eyes on your date, not on your reflection! I’m keen to know how it goes, date 2 *could* be on the cards. Maybe. Good to chat with @davidvitty & @MissGAtkinson on @thehitsofficial breakfast show this morning

Good morning! I’m just about to jump on a call with @GethincJones as apparently he needs some dating advise...he has a date tonight and could use some coaching...I’m told he’s ‘rusty’! 🤦🏻‍♂️. Catch me speaking to him, @davidvitty & @MissGAtkinson on @hitsradiouk any minute now...

No. 1 rule of #Hunted Don’t get cocky

London tube users, what part of ‘Let the passengers off the train FIRST!’ do you not understand? @TfL

#My1stConcertWas @DH_Diamond_Head Sea Cadet Hall, Cambridge 13th May 1982 #NWOBHM

#10yearchallenge 40th Birthday / 50th How time flies 👴🏼

If you’re up a little later tonight you can catch me chatting online dating do’s & don’ts with @Zoehardman & @mother_pukka on @thisisheart ❤️📻.

Good health = a good diet, the RIGHT calories & regular exercise. @jameshaskell spoke a lot of sense recently here on @JeremyVineOn5. Don’t get sucked into the sell of diet teas & coffees. The only beneficiaries are the companies selling them & those getting paid to endorse them.

My tattooist (instagram.com/xamthespaniard…) has some rare time available in London. If you’ve ever asked me who did my sleeves, it’s Xam and now’s your chance to secure a booking with him. Don’t delay! Email him at [email protected]

One of my favourite artists singing about one of my favourite cities. Good luck @lukesitalsingh in the City of Angles open.spotify.com/album/5hH21…

I absolutely love @RichardEGrant. A fantastic actor, great man with timeless style #grahamnortonshow

Never in doubt #LEEDER #LUFC #MOT 🕵🏻‍♂️

Was that the L-O-N-G-E-S-T week EVER or what? Crawling to my sofa now where I’ll be all weekend, should anyone need me. Bring carbs and all the bad things 🙋🏻‍♂️

If you missed ‘Bros: After the Screaming Stops’, I propound you to watch it without delay. One minute you’ll 😂, the next you’ll 🤦🏻‍♂️. This gem from @BBCFOUR (thanks) should wet your appetite