University Park, TX
Joined October 2022
if smu wins the acc this season i’ll bungee jump off the tallest building in dallas. book it!
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carson tk retweeted
Replying to @CJK5H_SMU
They make games so fucking awful for students to attend I screamed at a player that he “fucking sucked” and got kicked out. Soft trash school
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in the bathroom with 10 minutes left in my class
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carson tk retweeted
One reason for a decreased student presence at Ford? Over policing of the student section. Prior to the Cal game, SMUPD had issued 4.5 student citations per game. Last year, that total was 6/game. Other similar private schools report 0.3125 per game. Tulane and TCU have 0.
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Inflation these days…. Sheesh
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and it’s not even the goonable type of inflation 😔
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Yeah I’m an SMU fan. Yeah I’m a degenerate. Yeah I just made $400 off a parlay. So what?
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Dude I’m actually so fat I went from eating at Arnold to Mac’s place in like an hour
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Ford is such a beauty. God I love this school so much
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This fact may be really hard to believe, but I promise is true, SMU in all of the sporting events I’ve attended this season has not lost at all. 5-0 in football 4-0-1 in men’s soccer 2-0 in women’s soccer 2-0 in VB 1-0 in basketball Pony up ✌️
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Cam Lomax today: 22 PTS, 2 STLS 🔥
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I love Cam Lomax! Dudes gonna be a STUD!!!
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GO MUSTANGS
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carson tk was genuinely balling inside this arena but y’all missed it 🥀
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Holy statline
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Pony Up ✌️
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UPDATE PUSSY???? 🤡🤡🤡
This has been upgraded to a Chalktober War. SMU is losing at the half. The odds are down to -240. I just watched the entire first half on The CW. Regardless of how this game ends, I fucking hate SMU. Most infuriating team of all time.
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I heard SMU hoops needed a new lobster? 🦞🦞🦞
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SMU may be my whole personality but idgaf. I’ll go to war and die if I have to for this school. The burners and personal alumni alike are so real asf. This school is the BEST!!!!
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Season’s already over ✌️
Orlando Magic star Paolo Banchero has sustained a low-grade right high ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN. This injury diagnosis typically carries a timetable of 4-to-6 weeks.
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the holy trinity
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