Decided to dust off my PS5 to test out the new BF6 Beta... sorry @EA, I'm not willing to stand in a line that long 🤣🤣🤣

Dear @squarespace, you bought my domain from Google a year ago. What wonderful and amazing new benefits are you providing me that justifies jacking up the price by 25%? Other than your own greed, of course...

Swift Sword by Doyle Glass is a powerful tribute to the courage of the Marines in Vietnam. A must-read for anyone who values real heroism. Check it out on Amazon or Barnes & Noble! #SwiftSword #VietnamWarHistory

Never trust @lufthansa agents. This is their version of exit row with extra leg room. Specifically told the agent, I'm a disabled veteran with back issues. Ordered tickets a month in advance, was charged extra! Thanks for a shit flight to Europe!

@SUBWAY's new motto: "Give less, charge more!"

How to spot a failing company: - Instead of adding value, they count the number of pickle slices - A $10, "footling" sandwich has 6, paper-thin slices of ham Perhaps @SUBWAY should check out what @jimmyjohns delivers for the same price.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary    Well, technically I don't... but X sure does 🤣

Well, looks like I'm never getting this package!