John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
My family just learned that Grandpa has an addiction to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
If Lindsey Graham & Tim Scott
are the best choices South Carolina has for Senate
then the wrong states are legalizing weed.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
The dissolution of the Trump org proves that Donald destroyed everything he inherited from both Obama AND his dad.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
Respectfully, quit complaining about media outlets interviewing Trump. They have to interview him. He’s the leader of the Republican Party, he’s going to be the 2024 GOP nominee, and he has a decent chance of being president again. You have to interview him.
But he’s a pathological liar. If you’re going to interview him, you better interview him well. You better be tough & unsparing. You better treat him like the unique threat he is, and you better call out every single lie. Otherwise, it’s pointless to interview him.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
Dear Rightwing Americans:
If someone invaded your house, raped your wife & murdered your child, how many rooms of the house would you give him so he'd start being nicer to you?
If the answer is "zero" then start blaming Putin for starting his war & stop blaming his victims.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
.@duranduran are releasing their new album in time for Halloween, featuring @billieeilish and @RollingStones covers nme.com/news/music/duran-dur…
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
remind me how much bond the email lady had to put up. oh that's right, nothing. because she's never been indicted. because she's not a shitty criminal. unlike some fluorescent tangerine shitweasel we could name
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
4 indictments, 91 charges, 2 impeachments, 1 act of sedition, and threatening civil war. 26 women alleging sexual assault. 1.13 million Americans dead from Covid. And he is the front runner of the Republican Party. This is why I call it a collective psychosis.
John David Hopkins 🇺🇦 retweeted
listen up, stupids:
John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and freaked the fuck out and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification, and he also headed up a ginormous criminal conspiracy to commit election fraud in Georgia, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big fucking baby who can't deal with being the huge fucking loser that he is. and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now



















