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The Black Forest
Joined March 2026
Beethoven Cat’s Fifth Symphony 🎹🐈 MIAU MIAU MIAU MIAAAAUU! 🎶
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He's back! And he wants your schnitzel!😡 Remember to put out a bowl of pickle brine on your doorstep
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A mighty alliance to oppose the Zwechkin Man! Will it be enough?
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I think we can learn a lot politically from the Germans #CatsOfX
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In these complicated times, we have to ask ourselves. Who is the REAL monster?
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In these complicated times, we have to ask ourselves. Who is the REAL monster?
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The liars who run this world would have you believe that cats won't eat schnitzel but I am here to CRUSH that narrative forever. Introducing Katzenschnitzel!
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You ever wonder why Germans shout at their food? It's because humiliation makes food taste better. It's science.
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Ralfi meets his hero, Sir Paul!!!
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Behold --- It's AVERAGEMENSCH!!!! (formerly Ubermensch)
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Ubermensch meets his match.
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Who doesn't absolutely LOVE free grilled cheese?? Who could possibly object to that?
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A pinball machine magically appeared in his room and challenged Hans to a game.
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PERFECT CRISPY SCHNITZEL — EVERY TIME Try this recipe and share your results here!
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You don't ask how the sausage is made
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It's raining schnitzel! It was a happy occasion until HE appeared.
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When it comes to vampires, Cattleberg is NOT an inclusive place #spookyseason #vampires
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Everyone can use a day at the Cattleberg spa
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Some birds are a-holes
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Stupid noisy cricket. I can't sleep.
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