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marie curie is the mariah carey of physicists | fan account | satire/parody

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Joined April 2020
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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A gender in every home
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The City That Turns You Turkish
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Replying to @LLCBCer
this is the shit that canadians do, they will never look inward when criticized and will always deflect to “muh america”
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Replying to @suzukiplsstay
Hell yeah 🇺🇸
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Just voted to legalize shawarma law that shit is gas
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just got a sex change procedure @ the abortion clinic. now omw to vote a few times
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Replying to @ashex210
کشور هایی که مساحتشون اندازه ی تخم پیشی ایرانم نیس اصلا قرار نیست درک کنن چندتا قوم مختلف میتونن تو یه کشور کنار هم زندگی کنن و تازه هرکدومشون علاوه بر فارسی زبون محلی خودشونم داشته باشن.
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“But you dont look persian” Persians: 👩🏻‍🦱👩🏼🧔🏻‍♀️🧕🏼👱🏽‍♀️🧑‍🦰👩‍🎤👨🏽‍🦲👨🏼‍🦱👨🏾‍🦱👩🏻👩🏿👩‍🔬👩🏽👩🏽‍🦱👩🏾‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰🦹🧌🧚🏽
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hey so i did work in audio engineering. this is not to drag anybody, but its a nice lesson. you hear how when mariah sings it has less bass to it (lower frequencies), almost like its farther away? thats bc the gain on her mic is turned down (cont’)
“Mariah’s microphone was turned down,” yet when they sing together, they sound almost equally loud. The only difference is when they both belt at the same time, Whitney sounds louder. But then they go back to singing more softly, and they’re right back at the same volume again.
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the likely reason for this being that pop music (non classical) audio engineers hate dynamics and want everything to sound the same volume wise and likely wanted whitneys most quiet parts to be as loud as mariahs quiet parts. the issue is that in this specific song whitneys quiet
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Is much quieter than mariahs so her overall gain is far higher. you also have to factor in that they had to mix it so that their voices would blend with the choir. overall i think the mixing here is veryyyyy sloppy and sounds cheap. the Oprah performance is a much better showcase
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until they start talking about native americans and indians then all that "normal and sane" shit falls apart. stop weebifying canada they're no different from america just more fake
I like talking to canadians because it's like talking to people from america if it they were normal and sane
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Told my grandma that voting is tomorrow now because of the time change #startthesteal #midterms #midterms2026
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Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings
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He’s finally ready, him and his brother are going to fix all of NYC’s plumbing infrastructure
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Canada has Japan levels of PR
I like talking to canadians because it's like talking to people from america if it they were normal and sane
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not her secretly dropping it’s like that extra festive edition
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giving everybody with cursory knowledge of linguistics an aneurism for halloween, this is so bad i
🗣️ Which language relationship in this family tree surprises you the most?
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