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NYC by way of Niggaville, USA
Joined March 2010
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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Why are you comparing apples to oranges when you don’t have to. El Sayed and Slotkin ran in the same state against the same guy with different politics. Now go see who performed better.
The fact that Talarico outperformed El Sayed by such an ungodly massive margin in a state that should be much harder to flip tells you everything you need to know about what direction the Democrats need to head in.
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“We beat Disney on gender ideology” is the dumbest political code and a sign that Ron isn’t serious about 2028. We had MONTHS of republicans thinking the “trans issue” was salient and they got COOKED. Trying to apply it to Mitt Romney is sabotage. Mitt isn’t pro-trans.
With all due respect, the number of times I spoke with Paul Ryan from my election as governor through the 2024 campaign: zero. And Mitt Romney was attacking me back then because we beat Disney on gender ideology and he is a corporatist. Try demonstrating a little more discernment next time someone is peddling bullsh— to you.
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I low key went viral for what I would call a mid political tweet for me is a sign that Elon took his hand off the wheel sometime around 1am EST this past Wednesday. I’ve had some BANGERS that nobody saw for YEARS… but now I’m getting traction?????!
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I need the rest of America to accept that Indiana has urban centers with sizable Black populations AND white people that live along side them. Everytime a white woman from Indiana that doesn’t sound like Caitlin Clark pops up niggas are like “WHOA!!! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?”
Indiana woman has gone VIRAL for having an extremely unexpected accent 🤣
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Maaaaaaaaaaaan this is like watching all the homies you invited to the function get in and the bouncer puts his hand square in your chest and goes “Dress code.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“But what about the ol’ boys sister?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤝
My ears focus in on something new every time I watch this video:
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Israel bait aside Zohran dropping “WE GOT THE PIED A TERRE DROPPIN ANYWAY” is the ACTUAL political mastery. Reporter throws a sports jab you didn’t see coming and you respond with “We’re about to tax the shit outta your all time great mercenary who doesn’t live in your city”?! 😮‍💨
“The point of winning power is to deliver for everyone.” @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani masterfully handles Tapper’s latest Israel bait.
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Israel bait aside Zohran dropping “WE GOT THE PIED A TERRE DROPPIN ANYWAY” is the ACTUAL political mastery. Reporter throws a sports jab you didn’t see coming and you respond with “We’re about to tax the shit outta your all time great mercenary who doesn’t live in your city”?! 😮‍💨
“The point of winning power is to deliver for everyone.” @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani masterfully handles Tapper’s latest Israel bait.
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The NYT is fully invested in a narrative about progressive and DSA candidates that is so overly simplified that it’s hard to believe it’s not just the company line. Angie Nixon is the tell…
Ezra Klein on the electoral performance of El-Sayed, Peggy Flanagan and Angie Nixon: Angie Nixon—I don't think there's any reason to look at the results and say it was a brilliant strategic move to run the DSA candidate in Florida. Sometimes people take statements about electoral performance as moral statements about the worth of a candidate or the ideas. That's crazy in my view.
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Angie Nixon was a DSA candidate that received ZERO help from the DNCCC and by a comparable margin David Jolly: a former Republican in FL that had support. She also out performed Kamala! This is a lazy narrative that a political science professor would give a C- to.
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Move to Michigan, they want to compare Abdul El Sayed to other Dems that either weren’t running statewide OR a governor with weak comp to say he “underperformed” when he beat Mike Rogers by a WAY bigger margin than Elisa Slotkins!!! Slotkins had a margin of less than 1%!
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cbr™️ retweeted
this is giving nba twitter vibes... looking like the okc or spurs roster
Talarico is 37 Ossoff is 39 Kiros is 29 El Sayed is 42 Forstag is 32 Andrews is 46 Rutinel is 31 Sand is 44 This is a new generation of Democrats.
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Damn! The Bayhs are back?! This is interesting for a state so many forget went for Obama in 08 but SWORE was forever red.
Beau Bayh is celebrating a victory in Indiana’s secretary of state race. The Democrat spoke with reporters on election night after securing the statewide office. Hear what Bayh had to say following his win.
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This is like when Sandy Brondello won a chip with the Liberty and got fired the next season
54 seats and counting. And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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cbr™️ retweeted
oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Turned that bitch sacre blue
Victor Wembanyama moves to Texas and 3 years later it turns blue for the first time in three decades. Coincidence?
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Has public opinion become “left wing” or have Americans on both the left AND the right decided it doesn’t benefit America to subsidize Israel when they could just raise their own money via taxes?
It's been good for fundraising and media attention, but next week Republicans are going to realize that it was a mistake to center their attacks on El-Sayed so heavily on Israel where public opinion has become very left-wing rather than just talk about energy & crime & taxes.
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Angie Nixon barely losing in Florida feels like how if Notre Dame would have given Jeremiyah Love the ball more than like 4 times, we could have beaten Miami. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
One big question that is starting to emerge tonight.. did national Democrats miss a massive opportunity to invest in Florida?
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cbr™️ retweeted
Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.
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