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@cberne
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the gilded age is wild because one minute people are being shot and dying in childbirth and losing their livelihood and everything they own and the next someone has to learn how to eat an artichoke and someone else has to take off their hat
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nah sorry, man. can’t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now, i’ll be compromising the wax memory
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Imagine you are BROKE and your son is GAY and married to the HELP and your fuckass niece is BLONDE and a SLUT and you’re indebted to your SISTER who is MIRANDA and the PRESIDENT IS COMING
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people complaining about this and I was screaming to my screen "get the hell out of there Larry!!!! No, it's not early, the sun is up!"
ivy // the gilded age s4 spoilers (@amycrankheimer) profile pictureivy // the gilded age s4 spoilers@amycrankheimerNov 2
are people actually hating on marian for this? do y'all remember she's an unmarried woman in that era? anyways, kudos to louisa and harry for this wonderfully acted scene; especially louisa at the beginning- the silent tears, the shaky hands 😢 #thegildedage #larrian
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sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now
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scrolling the timeline muttering “that’s not what gay Halloween is” under my breath all day
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everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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I want to know about their relationship so deeply.
mimimimi (@munichg1rl) profile picturemimimimi@munichg1rlOct 14
despite it all they’re still a family
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ben franklin was sooooo cunt for flying a kite in a storm with a little key on it to discovery electricity. and he did all that while wearing heels? girl
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Kelly Clarkson army rise up!
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Kelly Clarkson (@kellyclarkson) profile pictureKelly Clarkson
@kellyclarksonOct 10
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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deleted my dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (it’s not meant for me in this lifetime)
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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There are ways for obituary writers to say, "This guy was really gay," without saying, "This guy was really gay"
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maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette did that thought ever cross your mind
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oh so now it’s illegal for a new york mouse with big dreams to go see a picture show
💜Allison M. 🌱 (@AlliCinema) profile picture💜Allison M. 🌱@AlliCinemaOct 8
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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you just freed her of the curse
mit (@stckdg) profile picturemit@stckdgOct 9
lady at the yard sale was telling us “you should buy this you won’t regret it you’ll love whats inside”
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My body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh, in-season produce.
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seeing stage door discourse makes me cringe every single time like yall can’t just watch a play and go home? 😭
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Can they invent a new type of gay guy? Kinda tired of the anxious-avoidant high achievers who gave up on artistic aspirations to make money/party and who grew up with a harsh, emotionally smothering mom and emotionally distant dad … it’s getting old
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