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Chris Birtwistle

@cbirty
 Northwich, England
Joined November 2010
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The White Bear@thewhitebear117 Nov 2021
Where has that time gone ? . Come join us for this great occasion . Limited tickets available behind the bar
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May 2021 - UK still coming to terms with new 17-tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection.
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*MINI KEG COMPETITION* Before we add them to the shop, we want to test how well they fare in the post. SO, we'd like to send a free WEIGHTLESS mini keg to one of you.📦 TO ENTER: RT this post and guess the weight of the mini keg in grams. Then post your guess below. (+18s only)
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20/ If we work together, we can Reopen Every Venue Safely.'
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Salty Dog@saltydogpub28 Sep 2020
Hi @MikeAmesburyMP, we are finishing a bit early tonight, can we pop to your work's canteen for a swift late one? thetimes.co.uk/article/parli…
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk10 Jul 2020
Bringing a bit of an Untappd vibe to Uber by giving every driver “1/5 don’t like taxis.”
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#NeverSpoons is trending... Lockdown or not, I am never going to a Wetherspoons again. Tim Martin can kiss my wobbly *rse. #FuckTimMartin
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Support your local independent bars in the UK when they reopen in July 4th #independentsday #openthepubs #fuckwetherspoons #independentbars #fucktimmartin #cocktailbar #cocktailbars 📸 instagram.com/p/CBzwn85FzFg/ via tweet.photo – at Birmingham, England
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Andy Szpuk@AndySzpuk17 Jun 2020
#bbcfootball Hawkeye needs to take a trip to Barnard Castle
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@MarcusRashford14 Jun 2020
An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... #maketheUturn Please retweet and tag your local MPs
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Adam Graver@thebrewodyssey3 Jun 2020
Battle of the Breweries - 2020 Final @SirenCraftBrew v @pilotbeeruk Winner takes the trophy at 9pm on Saturday night! RT with your winner!
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4,226 votes • Final results
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk10 Apr 2020
Thinking about brewing a lockdown special called ‘Everybody Shut Up About Sourdough, It’s Just Bread, You’re Making This Whole Thing Worse’.
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BBC Radio 4 Today
@BBCr4today1 Apr 2020
On #R4Today some of the BBC's best known voices will offer their favourite poems of #comfortandhope. Here @MishalHusain reads 'On Time' from The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran. bbc.in/2xB1M5l
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Text from Nigel Farage: ‘I’ve waited 30 years for my blue passport and now I’ve finally got it I can’t bloody travel anywhere! 🤦‍♂️’ #coronavirus
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I’m truly honoured to be asked to do absolutely nothing on behalf of this grotesque dictatorship. #reshuffle
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Bill Bailey
@BillBailey3 Feb 2020
If you think you’re having a bad day, spare a thought for this toilet flush
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk23 Jan 2020
Probably shouldn't tell you this but Burns Night is just a hoax created by Scottish brewers to boost sales in England in January. We had a WhatsApp group where we made up all the poems.
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Joe Wilkinson@gillinghamjoe25 Nov 2019
God I love moaning about people behind their backs. It’s so much healthier that confronting them about whatever’s bothering me.
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Someone please let me know when Parliament is recalled. You’ll find me down the Wig & Pen with John Major and eleven Supreme Court judges getting rat arsed. There will be a lock in, no proroguing here. Cheers!
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My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit
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