Dad, Husband, Superintendent, Lifelong Buffalo Bills fan, Tweets are my own.
Rushville, NY
Joined July 2019
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! I took a cow for a walk through a vineyard. I herd it through a grapevine. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! I tried drilling for oil once. It was the most boring job I ever had. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! I wrote a song about a locksmith. There is a key change at the end. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! Why do the police always show up at aquariums? Because there is always something fishy happening. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! What do you call a well balanced horse? Stable. Have a great day and weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! Why do some couples go to the gym? They want their relationship to work out. Have a great weekend!
Happy “dad joke” Friday! I spent my life savings on pasta, and it was worth every penne. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! I bought two books about decision making. I don’t know which one to start first. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage. Have a great weekend!
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Happy "dad joke" Friday! What do you call an airplane full of bald people? Receding Airlines. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday! Where do bad rainbows go? To prism, to serve a light sentence. Have a great weekend!
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Happy “dad joke” Friday, Fourth of July edition. What did the picnic table say at the Fourth of July party? Nothing. It just sat there and supported everyone. Have a great weekend and be safe! 🇺🇸🎆🎉🦅
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