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I can't help that I'm custom made πŸŸ₯πŸ”±β¬› | Chef | EngineerπŸ—οΈ | #GoPackGo πŸ§€ | #BucksIn6πŸ¦ŒπŸ† #LHFerrari | $jt2ez

Texas, USA
Joined January 2012
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Replying to @klaytohn
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During hurricane season in Houston my mama used to force us to get fresh blowouts and she’d do her eyelashes waiting on the hurricane because she knew the news was being racist making black ppl look bad during Katrina
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Anthony Constantino’s first priority as the representative-elect for NY-21? #FreeDiddy
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if you think about it, Wisconsin is basically Hokkaido,
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republicans politicians dropping their acts and finally talking like the ivy league-educated people they are after the blue tsunami is sooooo funny to me lmao
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore: "Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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Milwaukee is the duplex capitol of America
A chart showing the types of housing Americans live in across major cities.
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i fear michael would’ve made what lewis is saying look like child’s play 😭
and you really think michael schumacher would support charles leclerc? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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this is mississippi not california can we just be happy that our senator won’t be advocating for public lynchings
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is a time bomb
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of the finest bitches too
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hadn't really hit me that some of the voters who just sent a Black man to the Senate from Mississippi remember having to pay poll taxes. American history is so short. Historic. So so so so so happy for them.
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Verbatim.
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Why didn’t I see your name on the ballot
Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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We have to say β€œMississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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COME HERE .@NICKIMINAJ
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TO THE FIELDS!!!!!!
I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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Lisan Al-Gaib
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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This parking spot convo (amongst others) really shows me a lot of y’all have the same β€œcommunity” mindset as our elders - accept any and everything done to you otherwise you’re the problem. Y’all just hide behind therapy speech the way they hid behind church speech.
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