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She/Her. Registered Nurse, Lover of all things Broadway, Traveler, and avid movie/tv watcher. House Pfizer. my views are my own and do not reflect my employer.

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Joined February 2009
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The most amazing story! So thrilled for my friend and her baby and the baby they were able to help. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
Our cardiac surgeons at #NYPMorganStanley recently accomplished a remarkable feat when they performed the first domino heart valve transplant in infants β€” saving two young lives in one history-making night: nyphosp.co/3Xv1UuW @ColumbiaMed, @WeillCornell
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There's a lot of manosphere advice about how all men need to be hyper-masculine douchebag alphas to get women, but if you polled women for the single sexiest thing any male celebrity has done in the last 30 years this routine would be #1 by a mile.
μ•„λ‹ˆ μ§„μ§œλ‘œ μ‚¬λžŒλ“€ 이 역사λ₯Ό 잊고 ν†°ν™€λžœλ“œκ°€ 무슨 μΆ€μž„..? ν•˜λŠ”κ±°λΌκ³ ? teapawt.net/susieetweets/status/20…
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The FBI will no longer investigate ICE agents for crimes they commit while enforcing immigration law. Don’t ever tell me again that this isn’t the Gestapo.
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The Prince That Was Promised.
Jalen Brunson, First of His Name, Breaker of Double Teams, King of New York, Most Valuable Player.
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Jalen Brunson, First of His Name, Breaker of Double Teams, King of New York, Most Valuable Player.
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Guess I won’t be heading to the cottage after allβ€”but it was worth a shot! What a wonderful evening supporting @LGBTCenterNYC πŸ’•
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I went to look for my favorite tweet ever because I didn’t screenshot it when her account was still in existence. Found this tweet instead from 10 years ago.
The @LauraBenanti rat tweet is still my favorite and most quoted tweet ever πŸ­πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
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β€œTesting positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say β€œbeing raped and impregnated by ICE agents”
BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.
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This message is for the men's US Gold Medal hockey team. Instead of rising to the occasion against the piece of shit pedophile in the Oval Office, they sank to his level and failed miserably when they had the chance to stand up for their US women Gold Medal counterparts. πŸ˜³πŸ‘‡
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LET'S GOOO!!
GOLDEN ONCE AGAIN πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦… #WINTEROLYMPICS
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We are not mad enough.
They removed children’s teeth so they couldn’t bite. We’re underreacting
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first in my bloodline to read gay smut of the two same men in hundred different scenarios
first in my bloodline to do a masters and settle abroad without a husband
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Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime opening dubbed to English
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🚨 Rep. Stansbury doesn’t mince words: β€œThe United States government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex-trafficking and influence-peddling scandal in our history β€” and Donald Trump is right at the center of it.” That’s a sitting member of Congress saying it out loud.
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Despite alternative programming, nearly every right-wing influencer managed to watch Bad Bunny bring down Levi’s Stadium. And they are furious. rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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