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kaiju #10 retweeted
I don't care what it costs, i want this company broken, its visa scam employees stripped of assets, and deported, and its leadership in prison.
‼️BREAKING EXCLUSIVE LEAK:
10/28 Microsoft Company Wide AMA Meeting LEAKED
“We are going to be global. And we are going to continue to bring global talent to the United States.”
“We want to recognize it’s super important we take care of the people (green card workers).”
This comes just 2 days after Microsoft asked nearly 60k of its employees to voluntarily resign in an effort to downsize.
The employee who leaked this clip of the meeting to me was one of many who have expressed concerns to me. Multiple Microsoft employees have told me they feel as though MSFT doesn’t give them the same amount of respect and care.
Many Microsoft employees are asking why H-1B workers aren’t the first to be cut during a downsize since MSFT claims none of the downsizing is performance based.
Employees are curious why American workers aren’t being put first in the United States.
Man please lol they never say this shit to trumps face cuz they know that man moves way to gangsta. The New York mayor was on the same shit then was shaking hands and kissing ass when they was face to face. This sounds good, but I just don’t believe it
kaiju #10 retweeted
Apple with back to back “nobody wants this” launches 😂😂 foldable iPhone and touchscreen Mac. Tim Cook got out at exactly the right time
Women really be glamorizing getting a job. They get their first CNA gig and the first thing they do is call up the local photographer talking bout “ give me the top tier package” they can’t wait to put that stethoscope around they necks lol. Doing a whole press tour package 😩🤣
Hey guys since I went to Japan. I’ve been getting a lot of advertisements now for heated toilet seats( they be listening), but of course they come with bidets and I want to know you guys opinions on bidets . Me personally don’t like the idea of a concentrated stream of water being squirted directly into my asshole. I just wanted the heated part
kaiju #10 retweeted
Here is what Microsoft's leaked buyout chart actually says, in detail.
The chart splits Microsoft into three groups for the Voluntary Exit Offer.
Fully participating, meaning the whole org is in: AI Experiences, Copilot and Agents, CoreAI, the CTO's office, Windows and Devices, Xbox, Finance, HR, and Strategy and Transformation.
Partially participating, where eligibility varies by team: Cloud and AI, legal affairs, and Microsoft AI, the division behind consumer Copilot.
Not participating at all: Marketing, the commercial business, Discovery and Quantum, and Security.
Two footnotes matter. Employees of limited integration companies are not eligible. And inside the partial orgs, team leaders decide who gets the offer.
The offer itself covers employees at level 70 and below in Canada, India, the UK and the US.
What stands out is the split. The teams building Microsoft's AI products are fully on the list, while Security, Quantum and the commercial business are not on it at all.
That list is the real story. It shows where Microsoft can afford to lose people.
Microsoft is not calling it a layoff.
It is calling it a buyout.
Eligible employees in participating teams across Canada, India, the UK and the US, at level 70 and below, can choose to leave with financial support and career planning resources.
Business Insider reports around 60,000 employees are eligible, with a decision due by early December.
The headcount effect is the same. The difference is who picks the door.
That is the new shape of workforce cuts: a buyout, framed as a choice.
kaiju #10 retweeted
Interesting Amazon putting this out aboutamazon.com/news/company…
Give me 2 more years in the 2 tech game. Enough to stack and to firmly to my back up into place. Shit I would really like to atleast make it to my sabbatical after 5 years. Next July.
Be the best you can be in ya current tech role of course(well atleast if the layoff goblin hasn’t got to you yet). But have a backup plan ready because what we’re seeing now isn’t a IF , but WHEN you’ll be affected
kaiju #10 retweeted
If you work at MSFT and are below VP - I think you should take the their voluntary exit package. It is a clear sign that they need to cut costs & you have no way of knowing when / who’ll be axed.
The severance they’ll offer later will be 3-4 months but the VEO gives you 9 months of pay. Take the money, take the year off, go see the world, learn music, get fit, spend time with family, work on that side project, do whatever calls you.
9 months of paid leave is a super generous deal from Microsoft.
Why are we not talking about the 60k layoffs Microsoft is doing . Where are the “just upskill” ppl at now
Finally back home … and I don’t know how the Japan glazers do it . My house feels like a damn mansion after being out there for 10 days . I walked in my house like damn this is all mine . That’s why the Japan influencers be always outside cuz that closer apartment ain’t it