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Toronto, Canada
Joined June 2011
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Tune into The Shootaround now for our Halloween game episode 🎃⬇️
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ごめん、マイクロソフトのレイオフ正しかったわww
No wonder microsoft is cutting workforce
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Gabourey Sidibe doing the Spirit Tunnel at The Jennifer Hudson Show.
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The only one married to a black lady still😭
marlon’s real talent is finding any excuse to flex his wife and honestly as he should 🤭
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Complaining about the economy but choosing not to vote makes you a dumb ass btw.
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its 50x harder to get out of a warm snuggly bed during fall/winter
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celz retweeted
Acil serviste gözümü açtığımda başucumda eski kocam oturuyordu. Boşanalı altı ay olmuştu. Telefonumda "acil durumda aranacak kişi" olarak hâlâ o kayıtlıydı. Değiştirmek aklıma bile gelmemişti. Sabah metro merdivenlerinde bayılmışım. Beni hastaneye getirenler telefonumdaki o numarayı aramış. Yirmi dakikada gelmiş. Ayağında ev terlikleri vardı. Doktor daha bir şey sormadan o anlatmaya başladı: "Penisiline alerjisi var. Kansızlığı var, demir ilacını hep unutur. Sabahları kahvaltı etmez." Hemşire gülümsedi: "Eşiniz çok ilgili." "Eski eşim," dedim. ++
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This woman went in 😂😂😂
Oh, I like her.
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the cheesecake factory being politicized now…….ffs?!!???
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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Oh she ate nicki magaj up sooo bad 😭😭
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Stream living single
It's officially the end of an era. 🥲 According to Pew Research Center's definition, the youngest Millennials are turning 30 in 2026, meaning no Millennials will be in their 20s by the end of the year. How are Millennials feeling about this? 👀 📸:Getty
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In this moment Janine proved that she is in fact her momma’s daughter😭😭😭
I finally made it to S5 E20 Night Out episode of #abbottelementary and when I tell you I’ve been laughing out loud this entire bar sequence omg 😭😭😭
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Jay Z justified choosing Kendrick bc he was having a “monster year”…but while Drake is having the hottest year, he chooses himself: a washed up boomer rapper who hasn’t had a hit in nearly 15 years. But I’m supposed to believe it wasn’t personal…lol
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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Kawhi Leonard, legalized bank robbery.
Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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This was the moment Barack Obama broke Donald Trump. It was so bad that Trump has not experienced one second of joy since then.
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yo why are we hiding partiful guestlists
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Zero solo #1 is crazy for someone they call the GOAT. This is literally 4 women carrying him to #1 😭
JAY-Z has four #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 - Umbrella (with Rihanna) - Empire State Of Mind (with Alicia Keys) - Crazy In Love (with Beyoncé) - Heartbreaker (with Mariah Carey)
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I know Olivia Chow’s waistline is gonna be EXTRAAAAA greased next caribana after this win. Walk out goodie!
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