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21.00 CILLA BLACK MIRROR: BLINDED DATE Charlie Brooker's anthology series about the dangers of Cilla Black. This week: Lonely Leigh Delamere is looking for love and a loud red-headed woman says she can help him by only letting him hear women and not see them. She does this by literally blinding him. The end.

ALT 21.00 CILLA BLACK MIRROR: BLINDED DATE Charlie Brooker's anthology series about the dangers of Cilla Black. This week: Lonely Leigh Delamere is looking for love and a loud red-headed woman says she can help him by only letting him hear women and not see them. She does this by literally blinding him. The end.

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19.00 FILM: THE UMAMI Brendan Fraser stars in an action adventure set in 1930's Egypt that may or may not be to your taste.

ALT 19.00 FILM: THE UMAMI Brendan Fraser stars in an action adventure set in 1930's Egypt that may or may not be to your taste.

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16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE Dolly Parton stars as a German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.

ALT 16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE Dolly Parton stars as a German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.

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For anyone else having to endure the #itv commentary tonight from #sammatterface
20.00 FILM: SAM MATTERFACE/OFF Action thriller where Nicolas Cage and John Travolta actually team up in an attempt to get the never popular ITV football commentator removed from prestige games.

ALT 20.00 FILM: SAM MATTERFACE/OFF Action thriller where Nicolas Cage and John Travolta actually team up in an attempt to get the never popular ITV football commentator removed from prestige games.

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20.00 30.48cm IN THE GRAVE Metric version of the classic BBC sitcom

ALT 20.00 30.48cm IN THE GRAVE Metric version of the classic BBC sitcom

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Back Monday with exciting news. Meantime may we direct your attention to this.
𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗@timolskyOct 18
In series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, Jim would announce a funny ‘bad’ prize if it went in the wrong segment - “You’ve won DIY brain surgery” or “A trip to resurface the M6”. But nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime
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18.35 DIXONS OF DOCK GREEN PC drama.

ALT 18.35 DIXONS OF DOCK GREEN PC drama.

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21.00 (MOVING) HOUSE With Hugh Lorry.

ALT 21.00 (MOVING) HOUSE With Hugh Lorry.

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21.30 GHOSTS BBC comedy that you really like but will never hear from again.

ALT 21.30 GHOSTS BBC comedy that you really like but will never hear from again.

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20.00 FILM: HERBIE GOES EFFING MENTAL Ill-judged gritty reboot of the previously charming and family friendly car series.

ALT 20.00 FILM: HERBIE GOES EFFING MENTAL Ill-judged gritty reboot of the previously charming and family friendly car series.

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23.00 FILM: HALLOWEE Slasher movie.

ALT 23.00 FILM: HALLOWEE Slasher movie.

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21.00 PRESIDENT EVIL Horror film based on a true story. Warning, scenes of reality.

ALT 21.00 PRESIDENT EVIL Horror film based on a true story. Warning, scenes of reality.

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“I said this is John Goodman” “He’s a good man, is that right?” “No. Goodman” “Thanks”
Simon H@SihophoneOct 8
Replying to @ceefaux
John Goodman would be so much fun in a Chuckle Brothers routine.
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William Tuschoff@WilliamTuschoffOct 8
Replying to @ceefaux
Is it spoilers to say that in the second half they go from Utah to ME?
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22.00 FILM: O CHUCKLE BROTHERS, WHERE ART THOU? Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece about an epic journey across America, from Maine (ME) to Utah.

ALT 22.00 FILM: O CHUCKLE BROTHERS, WHERE ART THOU? Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece about an epic journey across America, from Maine (ME) to Utah.

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21.00 CEX AND THE CITY Carrie breaks up with her PS4 and trades it in for store credit. Samantha storms out after being told that, whilst most electrical items can be sold, her set of used 'joysticks' won't be accepted for basic hygiene reasons.

ALT 21.00 CEX AND THE CITY Carrie breaks up with her PS4 and trades it in for store credit. Samantha storms out after being told that, whilst most electrical items can be sold, her set of used 'joysticks' won't be accepted for basic hygiene reasons.

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𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗@timolskyOct 6
When you’re providing analysis on the football at 7.45 but you need to get home right after because the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.
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More listings this week by our locum replacement on-duty listings goblin Keith.
19.00 DANCING ON VANILLA ICE More celebrities queue up to trample all over Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

ALT 19.00 DANCING ON VANILLA ICE More celebrities queue up to trample all over Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

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Our usual listings team are off this week, so we've handing over to our standby deputy replacement stand-in substitute, Keith. Blame/praise him.
15.00 FILM: DIARRHOEA WINDOW Hitchcock classic where James Stewart is convinced that a neighbour has killed their wife, but can't get out of the toilet for long enough to tell anyone. Warning, contains scenes so scary you may sh't yourself.

ALT 15.00 FILM: DIARRHOEA WINDOW Hitchcock classic where James Stewart is convinced that a neighbour has killed their wife, but can't get out of the toilet for long enough to tell anyone. Warning, contains scenes so scary you may sh't yourself.

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21.00 NOT GOING, GOUT Lee Mack refuses to leave the flat due to the pain caused in his big toe by the build up of uric acid.

ALT 21.00 NOT GOING, GOUT Lee Mack refuses to leave the flat due to the pain caused in his big toe by the build up of uric acid.

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